Dog Catches Fish in Unexpected Place [Click to animate]

You gotta be street-wise to get a good catch these days.

(Source: cheezburger.com)

Bus is Having Identity Crisis

Baby, he was born this way 

(Source: reddit.com)

Street Acrobatics Fail [Click to animate]

Way to ride that concrete, brah.

(Source: reddit.com)

You’ll Probably Want to Avoid Harms Way

This is right next to Your Probably Going to Die Road.

(Source: reddit.com)

Alien Abduction Crossing Sign

So make sure to look both ways before you have your mind wiped.

(Source: reddit.com)

Street-Walker Wedding

He must have had one hell of a bachelor party

(Source: im-a-certified-maldita)

Snail Crosses the Street

(Source: College Humor)

Bearded Man Street Surfing Behind Horse

Yeah, street surfing sounds a lot cooler than “wheel-less carriage.”  

(Source: College Humor)

Trojan or Clinic

A choice for both drivers and the sexually active. 

(Source: College Humor)

Adopt a Street. Lynch 4th Graders.

Ugh, I am so tired of the government telling me to kill children. 

(Source: College Humor)

Office Chair Chained to Pole

I have to lock it up. If someone steals it I won’t have any way to get home.

(Source: College Humor)

Armadillo Lying in the Street Drinking Beer

The first sign of summer is drunk armadillos.

(Source: College Humor)

(Source: College Humor)

Huge Sewer Explosion

It was a real shit storm for everyone within a 2 block radius.

(Source: College Humor)

Icy Street Corner of Doom

“I really can’t stay” “But baby it’s cold outside, let’s watch people fall down on the sidewalk.” 

Ah, schadenfreude is the best.