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F*ckin’ Sale
Have they got deals? F*ckin’ eh they do!

F*ckin’ Sale

Have they got deals? F*ckin’ eh they do!

(Source: reddit.com)

Kumon Bite the Weenie
Just the tip.

Kumon Bite the Weenie

Just the tip.

(Source: reddit.com)

Gracefully Landing a Back Round Off in a Grocery Store
Not the spaghettio’s!

Gracefully Landing a Back Round Off in a Grocery Store

Not the spaghettio’s!

(Source: onlylolgifs.net)

Guy Partied Way Too Hard in Chip Aisle
At least he got Lay(ed)’s.

Guy Partied Way Too Hard in Chip Aisle

At least he got Lay(ed)’s.

(Source: mememaster)

Barnes and Nobles Employees Deserve Round of Applause for Display
Let your creativity flow through your fingertips, Barnes and Nobles.

Barnes and Nobles Employees Deserve Round of Applause for Display

Let your creativity flow through your fingertips, Barnes and Nobles.

"Jackass" for People with Social Anxiety

The safety word was (gulping sound made when someone asks if you need help finding something).

(Source: youtube.com)

Babies R’ Us Has Some Sage Advice
You can buy like, 600 condoms with all that money.

Babies R’ Us Has Some Sage Advice

You can buy like, 600 condoms with all that money.

(Source: reddit.com)

Walmart Is Equipped for Zombie Apocalypse
The money you save on this will make heads roll.

Walmart Is Equipped for Zombie Apocalypse

The money you save on this will make heads roll.

(Source: reddit.com)

i work in a supermarket, its easy work and the money’s not bad a few weeks ago a guy walks past me basket full of condoms, lube and chocolate sirup. the next thing i know he looks at his phone, mutters under his breath and dumps all the stuff on the floor then walks out. something tells me his evening got cancelled.

Some Girl Sings Whitney Houston in Some Store

And I will always shop here.

(Source: youtube.com)

Congratulations, You Found the G-Spot
Oh, you thought we meant that g-spot. No, no, we still don’t know about that one.

Congratulations, You Found the G-Spot

Oh, you thought we meant that g-spot. No, no, we still don’t know about that one.

(Source: reddit.com)

Store Called Jizz
Come in!

Store Called Jizz

Come in!

(Source: reddit.com)

Marinated Rape for Sale
“Found this a few years back at a supermarket I was in. I still have no idea what they were getting at.”

Marinated Rape for Sale

“Found this a few years back at a supermarket I was in. I still have no idea what they were getting at.”

(Source: College Humor)

Hummer Parked Sideways Across Handicapped Spot
He’s trying to get his idiot driver license.

Hummer Parked Sideways Across Handicapped Spot

He’s trying to get his idiot driver license.

(Source: College Humor)

Supermarket Carries Entertaining Fish
Damn, I was looking for boring fish 

Supermarket Carries Entertaining Fish

Damn, I was looking for boring fish 

(Source: College Humor)