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Walmart Is Equipped for Zombie Apocalypse
The money you save on this will make heads roll.

Walmart Is Equipped for Zombie Apocalypse

The money you save on this will make heads roll.

(Source: reddit.com)

i work in a supermarket, its easy work and the money’s not bad a few weeks ago a guy walks past me basket full of condoms, lube and chocolate sirup. the next thing i know he looks at his phone, mutters under his breath and dumps all the stuff on the floor then walks out. something tells me his evening got cancelled.

Some Girl Sings Whitney Houston in Some Store

And I will always shop here.

(Source: youtube.com)

Congratulations, You Found the G-Spot
Oh, you thought we meant that g-spot. No, no, we still don’t know about that one.

Congratulations, You Found the G-Spot

Oh, you thought we meant that g-spot. No, no, we still don’t know about that one.

(Source: reddit.com)

Store Called Jizz
Come in!

Store Called Jizz

Come in!

(Source: reddit.com)

Marinated Rape for Sale
“Found this a few years back at a supermarket I was in. I still have no idea what they were getting at.”

Marinated Rape for Sale

“Found this a few years back at a supermarket I was in. I still have no idea what they were getting at.”

(Source: College Humor)

Hummer Parked Sideways Across Handicapped Spot
He’s trying to get his idiot driver license.

Hummer Parked Sideways Across Handicapped Spot

He’s trying to get his idiot driver license.

(Source: College Humor)

Supermarket Carries Entertaining Fish
Damn, I was looking for boring fish 

Supermarket Carries Entertaining Fish

Damn, I was looking for boring fish 

(Source: College Humor)

5 Twelve
“It’s just as good 7-11, but this is cheaper.” - Your Aunt

5 Twelve

“It’s just as good 7-11, but this is cheaper.” - Your Aunt

(Source: College Humor)

Dance Like Nobody’s Watching: Mall

Continue like no security guard is telling you to leave.

(Source: College Humor)


Religious Fiction Bible Prank


Making someone go to a store to buy a book is the greatest prank of all.
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Making someone go to a store to buy a book is the greatest prank of all.

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(Source: College Humor)


Her Warmup is Your Workout


Laugh now, but I’m up to six bags of flaming Cheetos a day.
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Laugh now, but I’m up to six bags of flaming Cheetos a day.

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(Source: College Humor)


Unbelievable Walmart Savings


With those prices, the only thing your saving from not going to a “Ma and Pop” store is smalltalk.
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With those prices, the only thing your saving from not going to a “Ma and Pop” store is smalltalk.

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(Source: College Humor)


Big Ass Pot Sale


You’d have to be high not buy one.

You’d have to be high not buy one.

(Source: College Humor)


Knobs and Knockers Store


That’s what we call a jolly ol’ misunderstanding.

That’s what we call a jolly ol’ misunderstanding.

(Source: College Humor)