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Holy Crap, Why is This The Name of a Children’s Clothing Store
Sign of the Apocalpse #45601: Sexy Toddlers

Holy Crap, Why is This The Name of a Children’s Clothing Store

Sign of the Apocalpse #45601: Sexy Toddlers

(Source: reddit.com)

Hey store, your question mark went out.

Hey store, your question mark went out.

(Source: reddit.com)

Beer Definitely Belongs in the Wellbeing Aisle
Beer: for when that make over doesn’t come out right

Beer Definitely Belongs in the Wellbeing Aisle

Beer: for when that make over doesn’t come out right

(Source: reddit.com)

Spencer Gifts Pitch Meeting Notes

Gentlemen, we need a better name for this Fart Hat. We’ll stay here ALL NIGHT if we have to.

Baby Daddy Done You Wrong?
Only accepting gold that was bought out of wedlock

Baby Daddy Done You Wrong?

Only accepting gold that was bought out of wedlock

(Source: reddit.com)

Unbeweaveable!
You have to weave it to believe it.

Unbeweaveable!

You have to weave it to believe it.

(Source: uniquedaily.com)

20 Pawsitively Ruff Pet Store Puns [Click for more]

To be fair, pet stores that don’t use puns In their names shouldn’t exist.

Wait, What? [Click for more fails]
This centense makes perfect cents. Wait, What?

Wait, What? [Click for more fails]

This centense makes perfect cents. Wait, What?

Touch My Junk Shop
The only store that is in and of itself guilty of sexual harassment.

Touch My Junk Shop

The only store that is in and of itself guilty of sexual harassment.

(Source: reddit.com)

Department Stores Now Have Terrifying Pyramid Head Mannequins
That’s some sharp advertising.

Department Stores Now Have Terrifying Pyramid Head Mannequins

That’s some sharp advertising.

(Source: reddit.com)

These Donuts Are Just Alright
But dey jelly too doe.

These Donuts Are Just Alright

But dey jelly too doe.

(Source: reddit.com)

How to Jump Chain Barrier If You Want to Embarrass Yourself
Walk it off.

How to Jump Chain Barrier If You Want to Embarrass Yourself

Walk it off.

(Source: 4gifs)

Pussies and Bitches Petshop 
Their merchandise ain’t shit.

Pussies and Bitches Petshop

Their merchandise ain’t shit.

(Source: reddit.com)

Store Opened 9 Days a Week
That’s one better than The Beatles!

Store Opened 9 Days a Week

That’s one better than The Beatles!

(Source: reddit.com)