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Touch My Junk Shop

The only store that is in and of itself guilty of sexual harassment.

(Source: reddit.com)

Department Stores Now Have Terrifying Pyramid Head Mannequins

That’s some sharp advertising.

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These Donuts Are Just Alright

But dey jelly too doe.

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How to Jump Chain Barrier If You Want to Embarrass Yourself

Walk it off.

(Source: 4gifs)

Pussies and Bitches Petshop

Their merchandise ain’t shit.

(Source: reddit.com)

Store Opened 9 Days a Week

That’s one better than The Beatles!

(Source: reddit.com)

F*ckin’ Sale

Have they got deals? F*ckin’ eh they do!

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Kumon Bite the Weenie

Just the tip.

(Source: reddit.com)

Gracefully Landing a Back Round Off in a Grocery Store

Not the spaghettio’s!

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Guy Partied Way Too Hard in Chip Aisle

At least he got Lay(ed)’s.

(Source: mememaster)

Barnes and Nobles Employees Deserve Round of Applause for Display

Let your creativity flow through your fingertips, Barnes and Nobles.

“Jackass” for People with Social Anxiety

The safety word was (gulping sound made when someone asks if you need help finding something).

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Babies R’ Us Has Some Sage Advice

You can buy like, 600 condoms with all that money.

(Source: reddit.com)

Walmart Is Equipped for Zombie Apocalypse

The money you save on this will make heads roll.

(Source: reddit.com)