Take $2.00 off the cost of any item when you spend $2.00 more than the listed price!
(Source: College Humor)
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Cucumbers Placed Next To Lube
This purchase looked a bit too suspicious. Better to buy at two different locations.
(Source: College Humor)
Open Hours Sign
Also there’s a key under the doormat if you just want to let yourself in.
(Source: College Humor)
Hot Beer Sign
You’ll know because mountains on the Coors cans turn from white to red.
(Source: College Humor)
“My dad walked into the apple store today and asked if it was the app store”
Don’t Try On Condoms Sign
They better accept “barely used” as a reason for return.
(Source: College Humor)
20 Things You’ll Buy in the Fall (But Really Shouldn’t)
#17 - More Flannel Shirts - There is no question that a flannel shirt is the perfect autumnal attire. But you already own enough flannel shirts. You’re probably wearing one now. It’s a really nuanced plaid that your mom says looks great on you. And it does. But, you know what else? It looks good on the 40 other people in your immediate proximity who are wearing slight variations of that shirt. For the sake of crowds, and gatherings of any sort, let’s all just cool it on the plaid flannel shirts this fall. Go put on a nice sweater instead. Your mom thinks that looks great too.
(Source: College Humor)
Pedophile on Grocery Store Aisle Sign
“You know, just in case the children locked up in the basement need the extra nourishment.”
(Source: College Humor)
