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Touch My Junk Shop
The only store that is in and of itself guilty of sexual harassment.

Touch My Junk Shop

The only store that is in and of itself guilty of sexual harassment.

(Source: reddit.com)

Store Has Aisle For All the Ingredients!
One day, Rolls, you will reach the status of ingredient. But today is not that day.

Store Has Aisle For All the Ingredients!

One day, Rolls, you will reach the status of ingredient. But today is not that day.

(Source: reddit.com)

Inanimate Objects Have Needs Too
We may need a cleanup in aisle 5.

Inanimate Objects Have Needs Too

We may need a cleanup in aisle 5.

(Source: reddit.com)

Rite Aid Left Aid
Some aid is ambidextrous.

Rite Aid Left Aid

Some aid is ambidextrous.

(Source: reddit.com)

Doggy Purgatory
He has to stare at that meat for all of eternity.

Doggy Purgatory

He has to stare at that meat for all of eternity.

Photo Store Has a Bathroom Problem
Can I have it framed, please?

Photo Store Has a Bathroom Problem

Can I have it framed, please?

(Source: reddit.com)

Babes ‘R’ Us
All babes are now 1/2 off!

Babes ‘R’ Us

All babes are now 1/2 off!

Throne of Games
Christmas is coming.

Throne of Games

Christmas is coming.

(Source: nelkhael)

Buttman Sex Shop
"In Argentina, sayings that are in English are often more blunt and inappropriate because not everybody really understands the meaning of it."

Buttman Sex Shop

"In Argentina, sayings that are in English are often more blunt and inappropriate because not everybody really understands the meaning of it."

Pedophile on Grocery Sign
Just in case the children locked up in the basement need the nourishment.

Pedophile on Grocery Sign

Just in case the children locked up in the basement need the nourishment.

Store Almost Always Closed
Their employees must hate Tuesdays.

Store Almost Always Closed

Their employees must hate Tuesdays.

(Source: reddit.com)

Marinated Rape for Sale
“Found this a few years back at a supermarket I was in. I still have no idea what they were getting at.”

Marinated Rape for Sale

“Found this a few years back at a supermarket I was in. I still have no idea what they were getting at.”

(Source: College Humor)

Hummer Parked Sideways Across Handicapped Spot
He’s trying to get his idiot driver license.

Hummer Parked Sideways Across Handicapped Spot

He’s trying to get his idiot driver license.

(Source: College Humor)

Child in Stroller Doubles as Shopping Cart
Either that or he’s shopping for a baby. 

Child in Stroller Doubles as Shopping Cart

Either that or he’s shopping for a baby. 

(Source: College Humor)

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Beatin’ Down High Prices

With prices so low, you can pay just to destroy the furniture!

(Source: College Humor)