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10 Weird Stock Photos of Couples Arguing
These stock photos are supposed to capture the kind of anger you can only feel when you fight with someone you deeply love. Instead they depict people with soulless eyes and nonsense props existing in a white void. You get the impression that these people have never been in a fight before, which may be okay if that means more of these wonderfully weird stock photos.

10 Weird Stock Photos of Couples Arguing

These stock photos are supposed to capture the kind of anger you can only feel when you fight with someone you deeply love. Instead they depict people with soulless eyes and nonsense props existing in a white void. You get the impression that these people have never been in a fight before, which may be okay if that means more of these wonderfully weird stock photos.

This Is the Absolute Weirdest Series of Stock Photos in the World

Generally, the point of stock photos is to depict a wide variety of generic situations that will then be licensed by publishers to illustrate their articles. CollegeHumor uses stock photos all the time, and we’ve found a good deal of weird stuff before, but when I was searching for “middle-aged man crying” (as one has frequent cause to do), what I found was so much more than a middle-aged man crying. It was the stock photo journey of a lifetime.

In the first page of results for “middle-aged man crying,” was this gem:

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Obviously, I abandoned my previous search goal, because life had provided me with a new purpose: look at every single photo that model had ever posed for because boy, oh boy, there were a lot.

I’ll answer your first question right away. Yes, there is a close up of his presumably naked crotch being covered by two weird wicker slipper things:

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Clearly, these are completely fucking weird, but, you know, maybe there was a perfectly logical reason for this photoshoot and the model was only ever in normal photos after that.

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Fun with Stock Photos: Dads on Phones Holding Babies

We imagine what the subjects of super-specific stock photos might be like as characters.

Stock Dump Commentary: A Stockumenatry

The behind-the-scenes commentary you never wanted to hear is finally here. 

(Source: youtube.com)

25 Women In Stock Photos Who Are Inexplicably Naked [Click for more]
"Great, we have a lot of uses for these." — no stock photo buyer ever

25 Women In Stock Photos Who Are Inexplicably Naked [Click for more]

"Great, we have a lot of uses for these." — no stock photo buyer ever

25 Women In Stock Photos Who Are Inexplicably Naked [Click for more]
These three seem to be headed to some sort of potluck.

25 Women In Stock Photos Who Are Inexplicably Naked [Click for more]

These three seem to be headed to some sort of potluck.

25 Women In Stock Photos Who Are Inexplicably Naked [Click for more]
Stock photo companies do their best to have a photo for any need, but that also means that some of the photos are so bizarre it’s hard to imagine any real use for them. A lot of them also feature unnecessary, inexplicable nudity. Here are the 25 most inscrutable stock photos of naked women.

25 Women In Stock Photos Who Are Inexplicably Naked [Click for more]

Stock photo companies do their best to have a photo for any need, but that also means that some of the photos are so bizarre it’s hard to imagine any real use for them. A lot of them also feature unnecessary, inexplicable nudity. Here are the 25 most inscrutable stock photos of naked women.

I Think This Person Is Posting Stock Photos To Facebook

This friend’s life is suspiciously interesting.

Patrick Wilson’s Stock Photos

Before he wowed us in Watchmen, he modelled for stock photos… 133,000 of them.