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Click to continue: What You’re Reading at Every Stage of Your Life

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The 7 Stages of Reddit Addiction [Click to continue]
It’s time to admit you have a problem 

The 7 Stages of Reddit Addiction [Click to continue]

It’s time to admit you have a problem 

The Stages of Heartbreak Social Media Style [Click to continue reading]

The Stages of Heartbreak Social Media Style [Click to continue reading]

What Midnight Looks Like at Every Stage of Your Life
Here’s the sad truth.

What Midnight Looks Like at Every Stage of Your Life

Here’s the sad truth.

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The 9 Stages of Sleep Deprivation: Stage 7
He’s back. And he’s pissed. Holy mother-father Jenny Craig, the Sandman’s coming for you! Your only hope is that shadow that looks exactly like your Nana will spring out of the corner and save you.

The 9 Stages of Sleep Deprivation: Stage 7

He’s back. And he’s pissed. Holy mother-father Jenny Craig, the Sandman’s coming for you! Your only hope is that shadow that looks exactly like your Nana will spring out of the corner and save you.

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The 9 Stages Of Sleep Deprivation Stage 6: The Irritability 
Man, it’s like everyone around you are suddenly stupid jerk faces. here you are trying really hard to concentrate on this important assignment project thing you can’t fully remember and it’s like Mr. Sandman over there doesn’t even care! He’s just yelling Carly Rae Jepsen lyrics like he owns the place!

The 9 Stages Of Sleep Deprivation Stage 6: The Irritability 

Man, it’s like everyone around you are suddenly stupid jerk faces. here you are trying really hard to concentrate on this important assignment project thing you can’t fully remember and it’s like Mr. Sandman over there doesn’t even care! He’s just yelling Carly Rae Jepsen lyrics like he owns the place!

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The 9 Stages Of Sleep Deprivation Stage 5
Curses! The coffee’s turned on you, and now your brain is completely wigging out! The only thing you know for sure is it’s late as fuck. It is late, right? Did you have dinner? No, you definitely did. And you definitely didn’t leave the gas for your stove top on. Right? Right…right?

The 9 Stages Of Sleep Deprivation Stage 5

Curses! The coffee’s turned on you, and now your brain is completely wigging out! The only thing you know for sure is it’s late as fuck. It is late, right? Did you have dinner? No, you definitely did. And you definitely didn’t leave the gas for your stove top on. Right? Right…right?

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The 9 Stages Of Sleep Deprivation Stage 4
They say you shouldn’t load up on caffeine if you’re pulling an all-nighter, but what do “they” know? You feel like a million bucks! All that stands between you and a world of infinite possibility is this paper! Or…project. Book report? Oh god, you forgot what you were doing…

The 9 Stages Of Sleep Deprivation Stage 4

They say you shouldn’t load up on caffeine if you’re pulling an all-nighter, but what do “they” know? You feel like a million bucks! All that stands between you and a world of infinite possibility is this paper! Or…project. Book report? Oh god, you forgot what you were doing…

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The 9 Stages Of Sleep Deprivation Stage 3
Nahhh, you can stop yawning anytime you want to, right? It’s just hot in here, or the room’s a bit oxygen-deficient, right? You certainly couldn’t see yourself stretching out on that bookshelf and using sections A through J of the encyclopedia as a blanket, right?

The 9 Stages Of Sleep Deprivation Stage 3

Nahhh, you can stop yawning anytime you want to, right? It’s just hot in here, or the room’s a bit oxygen-deficient, right? You certainly couldn’t see yourself stretching out on that bookshelf and using sections A through J of the encyclopedia as a blanket, right?

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The 9 Stages of Sleep Deprivation Stage 2 - The Yawn Attack 
You allow yourself one innocent deep breath, but soon you’re indulging in the most satisfying yawn in history. You try to go back to work, but you can’t because everyone is…yawning. Oh god, you can’t stop, none of you can stop! Congratulations patient zero, you just started the zombie apocalypse.  

The 9 Stages of Sleep Deprivation Stage 2 - The Yawn Attack

You allow yourself one innocent deep breath, but soon you’re indulging in the most satisfying yawn in history. You try to go back to work, but you can’t because everyone is…yawning. Oh god, you can’t stop, none of you can stop! Congratulations patient zero, you just started the zombie apocalypse.  

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The 9 Stages of Sleep Deprivation: Stage #1
You hear Mr. Sandman knocking at your door, but you shut the metaphorical shades, turn on the metaphorical sprinkler and tune him out. You’ve got work to do! You’re going to get through this with sheer willpower. Willpower, incidentally , is itself powered by coffee.

The 9 Stages of Sleep Deprivation: Stage #1

You hear Mr. Sandman knocking at your door, but you shut the metaphorical shades, turn on the metaphorical sprinkler and tune him out. You’ve got work to do! You’re going to get through this with sheer willpower. Willpower, incidentally , is itself powered by coffee.

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The 5 Stages of Graduation Grief
Catchphrase: “How am I supposed to be a successful DJ if you don’t buy me a new computer and an apartment in Brooklyn?”

The 5 Stages of Graduation Grief

Catchphrase: “How am I supposed to be a successful DJ if you don’t buy me a new computer and an apartment in Brooklyn?”

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The 5 Stages of Graduation Grief (click for more)
Take out your #2 Pencil and begin reading.

The 5 Stages of Graduation Grief (click for more)

Take out your #2 Pencil and begin reading.

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The 8 Stages of Staying Up All Night
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The 8 Stages of Staying Up All Night

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