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St. Patty’s Day Leprechaun Midget Wrestling
So are they smaller than average leprechauns?

St. Patty’s Day Leprechaun Midget Wrestling

So are they smaller than average leprechauns?

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St. Patty’s Day, same color going in as it is out


Special mix made for st. patty’s made any puke turn bright green.

Special mix made for st. patty’s made any puke turn bright green.

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15 Great St. Patty’s Day Pics [click for more]
A whole album celebrating the only day where puking green is slightly less shameful.

15 Great St. Patty’s Day Pics [click for more]

A whole album celebrating the only day where puking green is slightly less shameful.

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That’s boogers.

That’s boogers.

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Everybody’s Drunk: Even Microsoft Paper Clip Man! [click to keep reading]
Hey. HEY!! Looks like you’re writing a list! Hahahhaha. Want help with yourLIST? What kinda list is it? Hey. What kinda list? Are you gonna write a list about how many gays you had sex with? I bet that’s the list. Hey. Hey. Need help writing a letter?

Everybody’s Drunk: Even Microsoft Paper Clip Man! [click to keep reading]

Hey. HEY!! Looks like you’re writing a list! Hahahhaha. Want help with yourLIST? What kinda list is it? Hey. What kinda list? Are you gonna write a list about how many gays you had sex with? I bet that’s the list. Hey. Hey. Need help writing a letter?

(Source: College Humor)

St. Patrick’s Day Videogame Off

We shot this competition during a drunken St. Patrick’s Day mess back in the day. Amir vs. Jeff in minigame collections, winner has to sing.

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The Nightmare Before St. Patrick’s Day

Jack Skellington is the Pumpkin Ale King.

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Him: happy birthday college humors
Him: i mean st patricks day
Me: good save

Outgoing Texts On St. Patrick’s Day

Outgoing Texts On St. Patrick’s Day

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Many people diminish St. Patrick’s Day as amateur hour, “nothing more than a glorified frat party.” And while scientists, theologians, and scholars have yet to specify what exactly is wrong with that, the stigma remains.

However, it is not all binge drinking and puking (unfortunately).

If you are entering the shamrockified fray for the first time, you’ll do well to arm yourself with these few tidbits to prove you are no dilettante when it comes to the lore and custom of the “Old Country.”

Oh, and a shillelagh. You might want to arm yourself with a shillelagh too….

A Guide to St. Patrick’s Day [click to keep reading]

(Source: College Humor)