Disney Princess Spring Breakers
What happens in the Magic Kingdom, stays in the Magic Kingdom.
![The 7 Assholes You’ll Meet On Your Spring Break Trip [Click for more]
“SPRING BREEEEEEAAAAAAAAK!” — one of the assholes](http://25.media.tumblr.com/448cb8145078dd9dbeda0c6920afae50/tumblr_mjickamfB51qasthro1_500.gif)
The 7 Assholes You’ll Meet On Your Spring Break Trip [Click for more]
“SPRING BREEEEEEAAAAAAAAK!” — one of the assholes
The 7 Assh*les You’ll Meet on Your Spring Break Trip [Click for more]
SPRING BREAK! It’s for parties, drinking, and remembering that the world is full of people who suck. Here are a few you’ll meet. WOO!
![If Winter Break Advertised Like Spring Break [Click for full poster]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/9ca6b3cf5f12965164eb5460040c008a/tumblr_mgdd8vFbPS1qasthro1_500.png)
If Winter Break Advertised Like Spring Break [Click for full poster]
Did you have an awesome spring break? Prove it. Submit your best spring break pictures and vote on other people’s.
First prize is $250. Second prize is $100. Third prize is $50. Winners must promise to spend that money irresponsibly.
Did you have an awesome spring break? Prove it. Submit your best spring break pictures and vote on other people’s.
First prize is $250. Second prize is $100. Third prize is $50. Winners must promise to spend that money irresponsibly.
12 Different Types of Hangovers
Type: Vacation Hangover
Cause: Thinking your life might improve by going someplace different while letting things at home continue to get worse.
Symptoms: Sunburn, jet lag, forced accent that might be interpreted as slurred speech.
Cures: Anything that isn’t going in on a timeshare.
Did you have an awesome spring break? Prove it. Submit your best spring break pictures and vote on other people’s.
First prize is $250. Second prize is $100. Third prize is $50. Winners must promise to spend that money irresponsibly.
“1. I would totally win that ——- contest, if I weren’t ——-.
A. wet t-shirt contest . . such a dedicated nudist
B. spelling . . flarg
C. meditation . . so damn angry
D. unicorn riding . . hallucinating
E. three-legged race . . a squid”
SAT Questions I Wish I Had Gotten Right Before Going to College [click for more]
(Source: College Humor)
![Your Spring Break Road Trip Route [click for the interactive Spring Break road trip route]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0zgw9SKPW1qasthro1_500.jpg)
Your Spring Break Road Trip Route [click for the interactive Spring Break road trip route]
(Source: College Humor)
![Spring Break Beach Fun [click for more]
Wait until they found out he’s not Rich, the Abercrombie model he told them he was.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0uew8HeIW1qasthro1_500.jpg)
Spring Break Beach Fun [click for more]
Wait until they found out he’s not Rich, the Abercrombie model he told them he was.
(Source: College Humor)
“ This spring break trip was supposed to be you, Mike, Steve and Steve’s girlfriend Annie. But Mike dropped out and now you’re third wheeling for a week. Here are some tips for how to deal with that:
Drink a lot: not only will this help you to care less about your surroundings, but it’ll also increase your range of weird emotions, which will make you fit in. You know how couples go from being smiley and happy and kissy one minute to being miserable and fighting the next? After a nice drinking binge, you can be like that, too.
(Source: College Humor)
![8 Spring Break Drink Recipes [click for more]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0vsa5ZtN41qasthro1_500.jpg)
