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The 10 Best and Worst Things About Spring [Click for more]

Spring is either your favorite season or your nightmare. Roll over each image to go from spring delight to SPRING DOLDRUMS.

BearShark: Ghost [Click to watch]

Spring has sprung (just like BearShark’s trap)!

8 Ways To Skip Your Friends’ Stupid Shit Now That It’s Warm Out [Click for more]
Friends: They’re always inviting you to their stupid shit. Birthday drinks, improv shows, parties that aren’t within 200 feet of your bed — you name it! Fortunately, when it’s cold and terrible outside during winter, it’s easy to skip this shit, because you can just text your friend “sorry, it sucks outside” and miss their thing and they have to be cool with it because they’d totally skip your thing too if the situation were reversed.
When it’s NICE outside, however, skipping your friends’ shit becomes much more difficult. So difficult, in fact, that many people simply give up and actually attend the shit. This is a classic amateur mistake, and one that, after reading this post, you’ll never have to make again! Here are 8 Surefire Ways To Skip Your Friends’ Stupid Shit Now That It’s Nice Out.

8 Ways To Skip Your Friends’ Stupid Shit Now That It’s Warm Out [Click for more]

Friends: They’re always inviting you to their stupid shit. Birthday drinks, improv shows, parties that aren’t within 200 feet of your bed — you name it! Fortunately, when it’s cold and terrible outside during winter, it’s easy to skip this shit, because you can just text your friend “sorry, it sucks outside” and miss their thing and they have to be cool with it because they’d totally skip your thing too if the situation were reversed.

When it’s NICE outside, however, skipping your friends’ shit becomes much more difficult. So difficult, in fact, that many people simply give up and actually attend the shit. This is a classic amateur mistake, and one that, after reading this post, you’ll never have to make again! Here are 8 Surefire Ways To Skip Your Friends’ Stupid Shit Now That It’s Nice Out.

7 Serious Diseases Afflicting College Students [Click to watch]
SchizooooooEarly: it strikes hardest in April.

7 Serious Diseases Afflicting College Students [Click to watch]

SchizooooooEarly: it strikes hardest in April.

The Graphic Truth: Small Talk Thermometer
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The Graphic Truth: Small Talk Thermometer

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15 Baby Animals That Are Definitely Not Cute
It’s springtime! The “Bambi” theme plays as baby animals everywhere learn how to walk on their tiny adorable legs. Wait. Aren’t most baby animals blind, hairless monsters? Yes. Yes they are.

15 Baby Animals That Are Definitely Not Cute

It’s springtime! The “Bambi” theme plays as baby animals everywhere learn how to walk on their tiny adorable legs. Wait. Aren’t most baby animals blind, hairless monsters? Yes. Yes they are.

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Cows Happy To Be Outside

Was anyone else previously unaware that cows can skip?

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10 Things You Were Going to Do This Winter, But Probably Didn’t

3. Take a Ski Trip With Your Buddies
What you said in December: This is a great idea. There’s a reasonably priced ski lodge just a few hours away. We’ll rent some rooms and go up for the weekend. Greg said he’d call to check availability this week. It’s going to be so fun.
What you said in February: There’s hardly been any good snow, so it would have been stupid to go earlier. And now it’s too close to Valentine’s Day. Greg wants to spend a weekend with his girlfriend before going on a buddy trip. There’s still time though. We’ll do it.
What you’re saying now: Fucking Greg! He and his girlfriend went skiing. And now all the snow is gone. Greg is the worst. We should definitely plan a camping trip in a couple months.

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10 Things You Were Going to Do This Winter, But Probably Didn’t

3. Take a Ski Trip With Your Buddies

What you said in December: This is a great idea. There’s a reasonably priced ski lodge just a few hours away. We’ll rent some rooms and go up for the weekend. Greg said he’d call to check availability this week. It’s going to be so fun.

What you said in February: There’s hardly been any good snow, so it would have been stupid to go earlier. And now it’s too close to Valentine’s Day. Greg wants to spend a weekend with his girlfriend before going on a buddy trip. There’s still time though. We’ll do it.

What you’re saying now: Fucking Greg! He and his girlfriend went skiing. And now all the snow is gone. Greg is the worst. We should definitely plan a camping trip in a couple months.

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HW: Daylight Savings!

Be careful out there, we once had something real bad happen to us… 

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