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Roommate Confessions: I Spit on My Family’s Food [Click for more]
Every time my family pisses me off, (since i make most of their food) i usually spit a giant loogie in it. And evil smile proceeds >:3- i-fuck-ligers
So I had a guy over in our room late one night after I had been drinking with some friends. The guy and I played truth or dare, and I dared him to put on a pair of your underwear. Well he totally did it then put the underwear back in your drawer, so you would have never suspected anything. Ha ha, bitch.- Rachel
Spit it out already and tell us your ‘Roommate Confessions’ right here right now.

Roommate Confessions: I Spit on My Family’s Food [Click for more]

Every time my family pisses me off, (since i make most of their food) i usually spit a giant loogie in it. And evil smile proceeds >:3
- i-fuck-ligers

So I had a guy over in our room late one night after I had been drinking with some friends. The guy and I played truth or dare, and I dared him to put on a pair of your underwear. Well he totally did it then put the underwear back in your drawer, so you would have never suspected anything. Ha ha, bitch.
- Rachel

Spit it out already and tell us your ‘Roommate Confessions’ right here right now.

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(Source: College Humor)