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Spiderbro Thinks You Need to Deal With It
Arachno-bro-bia, bro.

Spiderbro Thinks You Need to Deal With It

Arachno-bro-bia, bro.

(Source: reddit.com)

14 CRAZY TRUE Facts I Think I Overheard Once [Click for more]
You won’t believe any of it!

14 CRAZY TRUE Facts I Think I Overheard Once [Click for more]

You won’t believe any of it!

14 CRAZY TRUE Facts I Think I Overheard Once [Click for more true facts]
DID YOU KNOW all bears are afraid of you constantly? 

14 CRAZY TRUE Facts I Think I Overheard Once [Click for more true facts]

DID YOU KNOW all bears are afraid of you constantly? 

Man Sets House on Fire Because Spiders
This guy had to make the ultimate choice: house or spiders? I think he chose right.

Man Sets House on Fire Because Spiders

This guy had to make the ultimate choice: house or spiders? I think he chose right.

(Source: reddit.com)

Rough Love: It’s So Big! The Spider, I Mean [Click for full post]
So after doing it tonight my wife is washing up in the bathroom and I come in to pee. I pull it out and here her excitedly say “it’s so big, it’s so big.” “I’m like ya baby it sure is hope you liked it” and then realize she’s actually freaking out because a huge spider ran across the floor. There we go.- Anonymous
My on/off again boyfriend, of 5 years, and I never really did anything that was romantic. So I honestly was tickled pink when he msged me in WoW to meet him in Dalaran on Valentine’s day. He shared the ‘Romantic Picnic’ with me. He surprised me with it again the next year and it made me just as happy as the first time.- Anonymous
My boyfriend, every so often, wakes me up in the middle of the night by kissing me or sticking his hands down my pants on a quest for a blowjob. I don’t really mind this, but it is absolutely hilarious to discuss it with him the next day since he doesn’t remember. He does it at least once every month and it’s become a big talking point between his roommates and us. He’s also very proud of the fact that he is fully capable of getting a blowjob out of me while he is asleep. 6 times now.- Anonymous
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Rough Love: It’s So Big! The Spider, I Mean [Click for full post]

So after doing it tonight my wife is washing up in the bathroom and I come in to pee. I pull it out and here her excitedly say “it’s so big, it’s so big.” “I’m like ya baby it sure is hope you liked it” and then realize she’s actually freaking out because a huge spider ran across the floor. There we go.
- Anonymous

My on/off again boyfriend, of 5 years, and I never really did anything that was romantic. So I honestly was tickled pink when he msged me in WoW to meet him in Dalaran on Valentine’s day. He shared the ‘Romantic Picnic’ with me. He surprised me with it again the next year and it made me just as happy as the first time.
- Anonymous

My boyfriend, every so often, wakes me up in the middle of the night by kissing me or sticking his hands down my pants on a quest for a blowjob. I don’t really mind this, but it is absolutely hilarious to discuss it with him the next day since he doesn’t remember. He does it at least once every month and it’s become a big talking point between his roommates and us. He’s also very proud of the fact that he is fully capable of getting a blowjob out of me while he is asleep. 6 times now.
- Anonymous

Can you run game in your sleep? If so then submit your “Rough Love” stories to our Tumblr inbox. We read everything!

Here’s Your Daily Dose of NOPE! [Click to feel uncomfortable]
Because who doesn’t love horrific bugs everywhere?

Here’s Your Daily Dose of NOPE! [Click to feel uncomfortable]

Because who doesn’t love horrific bugs everywhere?

(Source: tumblr.4gifs.com)

It’s Raining Spiders in Brazil, Probably a Sign of Apocalypse [Click to animate]
It’s raining man-killing beasts.

It’s Raining Spiders in Brazil, Probably a Sign of Apocalypse [Click to animate]

It’s raining man-killing beasts.

Cuban Spider

Don’t watch if you’re afraid. Of maracas.

(Source: youtube.com)

Aladdin on Acid
Hope this isn’t the “Whole New World” they kept singing about.

Aladdin on Acid

Hope this isn’t the “Whole New World” they kept singing about.

(Source: reddit.com)

Guy Punches Spider Through Wall

My spidey sense has anger problems. 

(Source: youtube.com)

Spider Gets a Good Old Fashioned Shaming 
Bad spider, bad!

Spider Gets a Good Old Fashioned Shaming

Bad spider, bad!

(Source: reddit.com)

The votes are in for ‘The Most Terrifying Thing in the World!” [Click for full results]

The votes are in for ‘The Most Terrifying Thing in the World!” [Click for full results]

Man Yelling At Spider

You don’t just get good at interpretive dance without a great coach.

(Source: youtube.com)