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A supernatural ability to make things bigger? Don’t mind if I do.

Finish reading 11 Superpowers That Would Just Be Used For Sex

A supernatural ability to make things bigger? Don’t mind if I do.

Finish reading 11 Superpowers That Would Just Be Used For Sex

We’ll all be suckers for the versions of things we grew up with, but I can safely say — authoritatively and without any reservations — that the latest Spider-Man trilogy (the second of which comes out this weekend) is vastly inferior to the original set that came out a decade ago… excluding the gluttonous mess that was Spider-Man 3, which, after watching these entertaining Cinema Sins videos, I’m glad I skipped.

Click to FINISH: Everything Wrong with the Original Spider-Man Trilogy in 30 Minutes

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With great power, comes Magnum condoms.

With great power, comes Magnum condoms.

(Source: reddit.com)

Spider Baby Runs All Over Back of Truck
Peter Parker Jr.

Spider Baby Runs All Over Back of Truck

Peter Parker Jr.

5 Movie Superheroes Who Suck (And Who Should Replace Them) »

…really long wait times

Even more Crazy Things You Might Find on the New York City Subway

1. Superhero with new powers punches guy then stares in amazement at their own strength
“THAT'S ENOUGH, Mr. Bully! Now I’m gonna punch you, even though as we all know, it will just be a wimpy normal punch because I’m a wimpy normal human. Ready?? Here comes the normal punch!” [WHACK! THUD]
"Whoaaa…what just happened??? Better look at my haaanddddsss…"
2. Person turns down a better job at the end of the movie to stay at crappy job - 
Continue reading 12 Movie Moments We Never Need To See Again

1. Superhero with new powers punches guy then stares in amazement at their own strength

THAT'S ENOUGH, Mr. Bully! Now I’m gonna punch you, even though as we all know, it will just be a wimpy normal punch because I’m a wimpy normal human. Ready?? Here comes the normal punch!” [WHACK! THUD]

"Whoaaa…what just happened??? Better look at my haaanddddsss…"

2. Person turns down a better job at the end of the movie to stay at crappy job - 

Continue reading 12 Movie Moments We Never Need To See Again

10 Fictional Characters Hit Hard By The Economy

You think that spidey suit is cheap to dry clean? DO YOU!?!

10 Fictional Characters Hit Hard By The Economy

It’s not wealth that’s trickling down these days. It’s our heroes.

10 Cosplayers Out of Character [Click for more]

Captain America was the first Avenger. The number 1 Avenger.

Superhero May Be Having an Identity Crisis
His secret identity crisis is even worse.

Superhero May Be Having an Identity Crisis

His secret identity crisis is even worse.

(Source: izismile.com)

An Open Letter to Hollywood from the Orphans of America [Click for full letter]

We’re not murderers! Not all of us, at least.