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…really long wait times
1. Superhero with new powers punches guy then stares in amazement at their own strength
“THAT'S ENOUGH, Mr. Bully! Now I’m gonna punch you, even though as we all know, it will just be a wimpy normal punch because I’m a wimpy normal human. Ready?? Here comes the normal punch!” [WHACK! THUD]
"Whoaaa…what just happened??? Better look at my haaanddddsss…"
2. Person turns down a better job at the end of the movie to stay at crappy job -
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