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Company Logo Declares Love For Sperm
Feel free to donate in the comfort of your own home.

Company Logo Declares Love For Sperm

Feel free to donate in the comfort of your own home.

(Source: twitter.com)

Sperm Bank Rejects Gingers 
It’s because the samples had freckles.

Sperm Bank Rejects Gingers

It’s because the samples had freckles.

(Source: reddit.com)

YEAH SCIENCE: The Bizarre World of Animal Sex [Click for full post]
In “Yeah Science” Malibu Einstein covers all the weird, twisted parts of science they won’t talk about on PBS.

Here is what your sex life would look like if you were a clownfish: if you are the biggest one in the group, congrats! You get to be the girl. The second biggest character in the room is now the boy. Everyone else doesn’t develop gonads. Now, you and second-largest-what’shisface retire to some cozy sea anemone to breed and the rest of the school just hangs out, contemplating what it might be like to have real genitals. Now, if something happens to you, as the only breeding female, no sweat! One of those non-breeders will gain weight until they are as big as you, and presto change-o; this anemone is less of a sausage fest than it once was. Every time I see Finding Nemo emblazoned across some young student’s backpack I can’t help but think about what a beautiful and fertile female Nemo might have grown up to be some day with just a few more ounces of weight on his frame. [Keep Reading]

YEAH SCIENCE: The Bizarre World of Animal Sex [Click for full post]

In “Yeah Science” Malibu Einstein covers all the weird, twisted parts of science they won’t talk about on PBS.

Here is what your sex life would look like if you were a clownfish: if you are the biggest one in the group, congrats! You get to be the girl. The second biggest character in the room is now the boy. Everyone else doesn’t develop gonads. Now, you and second-largest-what’shisface retire to some cozy sea anemone to breed and the rest of the school just hangs out, contemplating what it might be like to have real genitals. Now, if something happens to you, as the only breeding female, no sweat! One of those non-breeders will gain weight until they are as big as you, and presto change-o; this anemone is less of a sausage fest than it once was. Every time I see Finding Nemo emblazoned across some young student’s backpack I can’t help but think about what a beautiful and fertile female Nemo might have grown up to be some day with just a few more ounces of weight on his frame. [Keep Reading]


The Best Freelance Position Ever
Grab life by the balls.

The Best Freelance Position Ever

Grab life by the balls.

(Source: tosh.comedycentral.com)

15 Things You Shouldn’t Wear to a Fashion Show [Click to view entire gallery]
It’s fashion week, and you better start taking notes because you have a pretty questionable wardrobe, friend. You can wear whatever you want, as long as you stay inside. Some fashion choices are too terrible to inflict on other people. Here’s 15 pictures of questionable fashion decisions.

15 Things You Shouldn’t Wear to a Fashion Show [Click to view entire gallery]

It’s fashion week, and you better start taking notes because you have a pretty questionable wardrobe, friend. You can wear whatever you want, as long as you stay inside. Some fashion choices are too terrible to inflict on other people. Here’s 15 pictures of questionable fashion decisions.

Washing Machine Has Sperm Washing Setting
How else are you going to get your sperm clean?

Washing Machine Has Sperm Washing Setting

How else are you going to get your sperm clean?

(Source: reddit.com)

Help us decide the worst job in the world!

Help us decide the worst job in the world!

(Source: College Humor)


Sperm Donation VS Blood Donation

Either way it’s a real win for bodily fluid.

Either way it’s a real win for bodily fluid.

(Source: College Humor)