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Kid in Mustang Gets Speeding Ticket
Man, I told you already, it’s just Capri Sun, for real.

Kid in Mustang Gets Speeding Ticket

Man, I told you already, it’s just Capri Sun, for real.

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I Gotta GO.

So today I was on my way home from the market when I got a stomach ache. It was an explosive mess waiting to happen. The speed limit was 40 and I was doing about 55 when a cop pulled me over. He asked me if I knew how fast I was going and I told him about 15 over, and to please hurry and give me my ticket because I was about to crap myself. He started laughing at let me go without even a warning and told me to drive slower. I guess cops are human too.

I Fought The Law: Jesus broke the law. So did George Washington. You did, too, and we want to hear about it.

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15 Things Cops Say, and What They Really Mean [Click to continue reading]

15 Things Cops Say, and What They Really Mean [Click to continue reading]

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Sign Really Wants You to Slow Down


It didn’t mean to lose its temper, but the guy in charge of writing it did.

It didn’t mean to lose its temper, but the guy in charge of writing it did.

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