Kid in Mustang Gets Speeding Ticket

Man, I told you already, it’s just Capri Sun, for real.

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I Gotta GO.

So today I was on my way home from the market when I got a stomach ache. It was an explosive mess waiting to happen. The speed limit was 40 and I was doing about 55 when a cop pulled me over. He asked me if I knew how fast I was going and I told him about 15 over, and to please hurry and give me my ticket because I was about to crap myself. He started laughing at let me go without even a warning and told me to drive slower. I guess cops are human too.

I Fought The Law: Jesus broke the law. So did George Washington. You did, too, and we want to hear about it.

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