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Laser Frasier

I had a feeling that caustic wit can kill.

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So You Want To Design A Cool Alien Spaceship? [Click for full read]
Looking to build the perfect classic alien spaceship, huh? Well you’ve come to the right place! My design firm has built thousands of these things, so I’ll throw some ideas out and you can tell me what you think:

For the interior, first off, I’m thinking CATWALKS. We should have sterile, metal catwalks spiraling all over the damn place, and every inch of every wall should be covered in tubes. What kind of tubes? Insider Tip: It doesn’t matter, they’re just there for decoration, but if any of them get pulled out of the wall, they’ll start shooting out dry-ice smoke for some reason. Sure, these smoke-shooting purposeless tubes will run you a few extra Rembulaxx (our form of money, as you already know), but it’s the direction everyone’s going in, and it’ll definitely up the resale value. Keep Reading

So You Want To Design A Cool Alien Spaceship? [Click for full read]

Looking to build the perfect classic alien spaceship, huh? Well you’ve come to the right place! My design firm has built thousands of these things, so I’ll throw some ideas out and you can tell me what you think:

For the interior, first off, I’m thinking CATWALKS. We should have sterile, metal catwalks spiraling all over the damn place, and every inch of every wall should be covered in tubes. What kind of tubes? Insider Tip: It doesn’t matter, they’re just there for decoration, but if any of them get pulled out of the wall, they’ll start shooting out dry-ice smoke for some reason. Sure, these smoke-shooting purposeless tubes will run you a few extra Rembulaxx (our form of money, as you already know), but it’s the direction everyone’s going in, and it’ll definitely up the resale value. Keep Reading


Need Fuel for Spaceship


"Okay, here’s $5 and $10 if you aren’t talking about your penis."

"Okay, here’s $5 and $10 if you aren’t talking about your penis."

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