Chief Socio-Musicologist Reggie Watts and his assistant Asif, think that social music shouldn’t just be global, but universal. They grab a couple of space suits, an alien abductee and hit the road for Bonnaroo 2013 to launch a UE BOOM into space.
It’s a bird… it’s a plane… no… it’s a frickin’ UE BOOM!
So You Want To Design A Cool Alien Spaceship? [Click for full read]
Looking to build the perfect classic alien spaceship, huh? Well you’ve come to the right place! My design firm has built thousands of these things, so I’ll throw some ideas out and you can tell me what you think:
For the interior, first off, I’m thinking CATWALKS. We should have sterile, metal catwalks spiraling all over the damn place, and every inch of every wall should be covered in tubes. What kind of tubes? Insider Tip: It doesn’t matter, they’re just there for decoration, but if any of them get pulled out of the wall, they’ll start shooting out dry-ice smoke for some reason. Sure, these smoke-shooting purposeless tubes will run you a few extra Rembulaxx (our form of money, as you already know), but it’s the direction everyone’s going in, and it’ll definitely up the resale value. Keep Reading
This was an audition for Solar System’s Got Talent.
Wait until Curiosity discovers Uranaus. AYYOOO!
BearShark: Space [Click to watch]
They’re boldly going where no cartoon survival battle has gone before.
In space, no one can hear you get eaten by a shark.
In space, nobody can hear you cream.
15 Things You Don’t Want Your New Roommate To Say [Click for full article]
Elaine Carroll (Very Mary-Kate herself!) has a lot to say to the other coolest person in the world.
With friends like these, who needs friends that don’t make literalist jokes?