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Who said having a job had to be boring?

These 17 Peoples’ Job Titles Says All There is About Living the Dream

The perfect novel for candlelight reading on your spaceship … far away from the light of any stars.

The perfect novel for candlelight reading on your spaceship … far away from the light of any stars.

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Hulk no scared of no Space Mountain.

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Houston, we have a pretty big problem.

Watch Moon Creature Attacks Astronauts (Visual Effects Company’s Stunning Concept Ad for Beans)

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10 More Scientific Inaccuracies in 'Gravity' »

How to Wash Your Hair in Space

First, go to Mars and pick up some water.

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Can Music Get You High?

Chief Socio-Musicologist Reggie Watts and his assistant Asif, think that social music shouldn’t just be global, but universal. They grab a couple of space suits, an alien abductee and hit the road for Bonnaroo 2013 to launch a UE BOOM into space.

It’s a bird… it’s a plane… no… it’s a frickin’ UE BOOM!

So You Want To Design A Cool Alien Spaceship? [Click for full read]
Looking to build the perfect classic alien spaceship, huh? Well you’ve come to the right place! My design firm has built thousands of these things, so I’ll throw some ideas out and you can tell me what you think:

For the interior, first off, I’m thinking CATWALKS. We should have sterile, metal catwalks spiraling all over the damn place, and every inch of every wall should be covered in tubes. What kind of tubes? Insider Tip: It doesn’t matter, they’re just there for decoration, but if any of them get pulled out of the wall, they’ll start shooting out dry-ice smoke for some reason. Sure, these smoke-shooting purposeless tubes will run you a few extra Rembulaxx (our form of money, as you already know), but it’s the direction everyone’s going in, and it’ll definitely up the resale value. Keep Reading

So You Want To Design A Cool Alien Spaceship? [Click for full read]

Looking to build the perfect classic alien spaceship, huh? Well you’ve come to the right place! My design firm has built thousands of these things, so I’ll throw some ideas out and you can tell me what you think:

For the interior, first off, I’m thinking CATWALKS. We should have sterile, metal catwalks spiraling all over the damn place, and every inch of every wall should be covered in tubes. What kind of tubes? Insider Tip: It doesn’t matter, they’re just there for decoration, but if any of them get pulled out of the wall, they’ll start shooting out dry-ice smoke for some reason. Sure, these smoke-shooting purposeless tubes will run you a few extra Rembulaxx (our form of money, as you already know), but it’s the direction everyone’s going in, and it’ll definitely up the resale value. Keep Reading

Astronaut Remakes David Bowie’s “Space Oddity” on Shuttle

This was an audition for Solar System’s Got Talent.

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Curiosity Rover Has Been Drawing Penises All Over Mars
Wait until Curiosity discovers Uranaus. AYYOOO!

Curiosity Rover Has Been Drawing Penises All Over Mars

Wait until Curiosity discovers Uranaus. AYYOOO!

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When You Cry in Space, Your Tears Turn to Jello
Houston we have a dessert

When You Cry in Space, Your Tears Turn to Jello

Houston we have a dessert

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BearShark: Space [Click to watch]
They’re boldly going where no cartoon survival battle has gone before.

BearShark: Space [Click to watch]

They’re boldly going where no cartoon survival battle has gone before.

Space Available
Some dreams come true.

Space Available

Some dreams come true.

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BearShark: Space

In space, no one can hear you get eaten by a shark.

Jake and Amir: Ace and Jocelyn Episode 9

In space, nobody can hear you cream.