So You Want To Design A Cool Alien Spaceship? [Click for full read]

Looking to build the perfect classic alien spaceship, huh? Well you’ve come to the right place! My design firm has built thousands of these things, so I’ll throw some ideas out and you can tell me what you think:

For the interior, first off, I’m thinking CATWALKS. We should have sterile, metal catwalks spiraling all over the damn place, and every inch of every wall should be covered in tubes. What kind of tubes? Insider Tip: It doesn’t matter, they’re just there for decoration, but if any of them get pulled out of the wall, they’ll start shooting out dry-ice smoke for some reason. Sure, these smoke-shooting purposeless tubes will run you a few extra Rembulaxx (our form of money, as you already know), but it’s the direction everyone’s going in, and it’ll definitely up the resale value. Keep Reading

Astronaut Remakes David Bowie’s “Space Oddity” on Shuttle

This was an audition for Solar System’s Got Talent.

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Curiosity Rover Has Been Drawing Penises All Over Mars

Wait until Curiosity discovers Uranaus. AYYOOO!

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When You Cry in Space, Your Tears Turn to Jello

Houston we have a dessert

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BearShark: Space [Click to watch]

They’re boldly going where no cartoon survival battle has gone before.

Space Available

Some dreams come true.

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BearShark: Space

In space, no one can hear you get eaten by a shark.

Jake and Amir: Ace and Jocelyn Episode 9

In space, nobody can hear you cream.

15 Things You Don’t Want Your New Roommate To Say [Click for full article]

Conversation With A Twitter Feed: Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson)

Elaine Carroll (Very Mary-Kate herself!) has a lot to say to the other coolest person in the world.

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Hey, it’s about as plausible as all of us dying from a Mayan calendar.

I Just Need Some Space

With friends like these, who needs friends that don’t make literalist jokes?

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Troopers: Holopad

They’re on the cutting edge of miscommunication

Troopers: Scareduke

The Dreadcruiser gets a call from the coolest guy in the coldest legion

Ken M sticks it to the atmosphere [Click to continue reading]

Save the cloud puffs!