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The 10 Worst Songs of 2013 (a 24-Minute Rant)

Grab some popcorn.

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There are songs so closely associated with Christmas that their appearance at any other time seems inappropriate, like a TapouT shirt worn to a wedding, or a bridesmaid’s dress worn anywhere. Yet, many of these songs aren’t even about Christmas. They are, at best, winter songs. It’s time to free these songs from their Yuletide time-prison and let them be heard at any time! Well, any time in the winter, that is.
Read Six Beloved Christmas Songs That Aren’t Actually Christmas Songs

There are songs so closely associated with Christmas that their appearance at any other time seems inappropriate, like a TapouT shirt worn to a wedding, or a bridesmaid’s dress worn anywhere. Yet, many of these songs aren’t even about Christmas. They are, at best, winter songs. It’s time to free these songs from their Yuletide time-prison and let them be heard at any time! Well, any time in the winter, that is.

Read Six Beloved Christmas Songs That Aren’t Actually Christmas Songs

Listen to the “Most-Unwanted Song” in the World (Scientifically Induced)

Created inside a laboratory, this song was “designed to incorporate lyrical and musical elements that were annoying to most people,” including “bagpipes, cowboy music, an opera singer rapping, and a children’s choir that urged listeners to go shopping at Wal-Mart.” Brilliant.

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"Hail to the Chief," is just so dated, so lateteen hundreds. Know what I’m saying?
Read President Obama Needs a New Theme Song

"Hail to the Chief," is just so dated, so lateteen hundreds. Know what I’m saying?

Read President Obama Needs a New Theme Song

Updated PokéRap (With All 718 Pokemon)

Your dream of a new Pokerap is now a nine minute nightmare.

Japanese Children Sing the Dayman Song from It’s Always Sunny

Coolest. Kindergarten. Teacher. Ever.

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Simultaneous Playing of Song and the Song that Ripped It Off

It’s the same old song. At the same old time.

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September is Over, Better Tell Billie Joe Armstrong From Greenday
It’s been another year already?

September is Over, Better Tell Billie Joe Armstrong From Greenday

It’s been another year already?

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If “Wrecking Ball” Were an 80’s Pop Song

We can’t stop — using these cool new mobile telephones!

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Boy I Wanna Take You To A Wedding

I do (agree to go with you).

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CAMP: Harry and Madge

Kids’ songs about sex, drugs and giving handies.

Barack Obama Popped a Molly and Is Sweating

Shout out to them (Congress) freshmen, on Instagram straight flexin’

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Where in the World is Edward Snowden? (Carmen Sandiego Parody)

Can the U.S. government find the loot, the warrant and the crook?

Everyone is an Asshole

When you picture an asshole just who do you see? A fedora-clad guy with a stupid goatee?

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