There are songs so closely associated with Christmas that their appearance at any other time seems inappropriate, like a TapouT shirt worn to a wedding, or a bridesmaid’s dress worn anywhere. Yet, many of these songs aren’t even about Christmas. They are, at best, winter songs. It’s time to free these songs from their Yuletide time-prison and let them be heard at any time! Well, any time in the winter, that is.
Created inside a laboratory, this song was “designed to incorporate lyrical and musical elements that were annoying to most people,” including “bagpipes, cowboy music, an opera singer rapping, and a children’s choir that urged listeners to go shopping at Wal-Mart.” Brilliant.
"Hail to the Chief," is just so dated, so lateteen hundreds. Know what I’m saying?
Your dream of a new Pokerap is now a nine minute nightmare.
Coolest. Kindergarten. Teacher. Ever.
It’s the same old song. At the same old time.
It’s been another year already?
We can’t stop — using these cool new mobile telephones!
Kids’ songs about sex, drugs and giving handies.
Shout out to them (Congress) freshmen, on Instagram straight flexin’
Can the U.S. government find the loot, the warrant and the crook?
When you picture an asshole just who do you see? A fedora-clad guy with a stupid goatee?
(Source: College Humor)