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The 5 Best Twitter .TXT Accounts

There’s nothing better than laughing at the flagrant stupidity of a stranger on the Internet, but keeping up with all the stupid people on the vast deserts of forums, websites, and subreddits can be exhausting. Luckily, several Twitter accounts have arisen to compile the very best of these oblivious poets into simple, easy-to-read text posts. Here’s a few of our favorites.

All of these tweets are taken from ACTUAL POSTS ON THESE WEBSITES.

No Offense, But…
In “Twidiots”, we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter’s millions of users. We promise you they get worse. 

No Offense, But…

In “Twidiots”, we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter’s millions of users. We promise you they get worse

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Twitter — Tweet Timeout

This would almost make Twitter bearable. 

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Twitter — Tweet Timeout

This would almost make Twitter bearable. 

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Tumblr — Allow Responses to Comments, Like a Normal Website

Just a suggestion Tumblr. Please don’t hurt us. 

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Tumblr — Allow Responses to Comments, Like a Normal Website

Just a suggestion Tumblr. Please don’t hurt us. 

Super Bowl Commercial Hashtags: Where Are They Now?

During the Super Bowl this past February, nearly every major commercial featured a prominent, unique hashtag to help “engage social media consumers” and “build virtual brand impressions” and all the other important things that normal humans who speak in normal ways say. As an avid Twittist myself, I know we all instantly rushed to Twitter to use these unique hashtags CONSTANTLY right after seeing the ads, but what happens to these hashtags months after the multi-million dollar Super Bowl commercials have aired? Uncover the full story here.

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"It’s the least I could do." — everyone on Earth

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"It’s the least I could do." — everyone on Earth

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It will make you wish your birthday was every other year.

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It will make you wish your birthday was every other year.

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…but don’t necessarily want.

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Silence of the Anime - I ate his liver with some fava beans and some nice pocky.
Conversations with a Twitter Feed: @SamuelLJackson - I have had it with these mothaf*ckin tweets on this mothaf*ckin account.
Evil Picard Plays His Flute - Live long and practice every day.
Japan These Days - Having high blood-pressure saved their life!

An Extra Helping of Videos

Silence of the Anime - I ate his liver with some fava beans and some nice pocky.

Conversations with a Twitter Feed: @SamuelLJackson - I have had it with these mothaf*ckin tweets on this mothaf*ckin account.

Evil Picard Plays His Flute - Live long and practice every day.

Japan These Days - Having high blood-pressure saved their life!

The Ultimate Twitter Bio Generator [Click for more]
Having trouble coming up with an informative yet whimsical Twitter bio? Just use this handy three-step guide and you’ll be a Twitter Twpro* in no time!!! (* = Twitter Pro)

The Ultimate Twitter Bio Generator [Click for more]

Having trouble coming up with an informative yet whimsical Twitter bio? Just use this handy three-step guide and you’ll be a Twitter Twpro* in no time!!! (* = Twitter Pro)

I Think This Person Is Posting Stock Photos To Facebook

This friend’s life is suspiciously interesting.

Sir Ian McKellen

Sir Ian McKellen

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Riddles, sex & Vin Diesel - The recipe for a perfect Sunday

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Riddles, sex & Vin Diesel - The recipe for a perfect Sunday

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WHAT’S MY NAME! WHAT’S MY NAME!

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WHAT’S MY NAME! WHAT’S MY NAME!