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How Anthony Weiner Became Carlos Danger [Click for full post]
OK, Anthony. If you’re going to get back in the game, you need an alias. And not just any alias. You see, a man livin’ on the edge needs a name on the edge. A sunglasses-and-‘stache, panty-droppin’, blast-some-AC/DC-and-fuck-me-on-the-deck-of-the-speedboat kind of name. This is not your Joe Schmo-level sexting here. This is some James Bond, John McClane, Jack Reacher-level shit. So strap in, and get ready for take-off. It’s go-time.
Time for some inspiration. iPod Nano in the iHome. Playlists…. “Flex/Air-Hump in Mirror”. Yeah, that’ll do. That’ll do just fine. Shuffle. Well, well, well. What do we have here? “Smooth.” With my man Rob Thomas from Matchbox 20. Oooo yeah. Boy can sing. What a song. You know it well, the song that always gets you so… riled up and ready to go. All horned up from those Latin rhythms. By none other than… why, the ‘stached bandana-man himself, Mr. SANTANA. SANTANA, COMMA, CARLOS. Keep reading

How Anthony Weiner Became Carlos Danger [Click for full post]

OK, Anthony. If you’re going to get back in the game, you need an alias. And not just any alias. You see, a man livin’ on the edge needs a name on the edge. A sunglasses-and-‘stache, panty-droppin’, blast-some-AC/DC-and-fuck-me-on-the-deck-of-the-speedboat kind of name. This is not your Joe Schmo-level sexting here. This is some James Bond, John McClane, Jack Reacher-level shit. So strap in, and get ready for take-off. It’s go-time.

Time for some inspiration. iPod Nano in the iHome. Playlists…. “Flex/Air-Hump in Mirror”. Yeah, that’ll do. That’ll do just fine. Shuffle. Well, well, well. What do we have here? “Smooth.” With my man Rob Thomas from Matchbox 20. Oooo yeah. Boy can sing. What a song. You know it well, the song that always gets you so… riled up and ready to go. All horned up from those Latin rhythms. By none other than… why, the ‘stached bandana-man himself, Mr. SANTANA. SANTANA, COMMA, CARLOS. Keep reading

11 Farts Captured On Live Television [Click for more]

It takes a special person to fart on live TV. They are heroes among us, with the courage to stand up and say, “I have gas, and it’s okay!” So here are eleven of those incredible individuals doing what they do best, and for that, we salute you.

(Source: College Humor)

Otter is Adorably Embarrassed
He just needs someone to hold hands with.

Otter is Adorably Embarrassed

He just needs someone to hold hands with.

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Sister Catches Little Brother Twerking In Bedroom

Just let him work it in peace.

(Source: College Humor)