With that swag he’s gonna get all the bitches.
“I work in a sneaker store. This huge fat guy comes in with huge feet at least size 12. He then points out different sneakers and asks for them all in size 7, and proceeds to try them all on. Try explaining 50 brand new shoes with squashed heels and torn laces to your boss.”
If the shoe fits, wear it IN THE COOLEST WAY POSSIBLE.