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That Cheetos cheetah is looking pretty smug about the whole thing.

That Cheetos cheetah is looking pretty smug about the whole thing.

(Source: reddit.com)

we’ve put together this easy-to-follow .gif guide that will empower you to take your daily workout to the NEXT LEVEL.

7 Ways to Take Your Workout to the Next Level [Click for 5 MORE steps]

The Troll: Easter, Oral, and Homemade Fruit Roll-Ups [Click for more]
Mmmmm….commercials.

The Troll: Easter, Oral, and Homemade Fruit Roll-Ups [Click for more]

Mmmmm….commercials.

Scientific Laws of Snacking [Click for all]
The Nature Valley Granola Bar Rule: The amount of crumb spillage that takes place while eating a Nature Valley bar exponentially increases towards infinity always.
The Cheez-It Paradox: When you’re hungry for Cheez-Its, you will grow more hungry for Cheez-Its with every Cheez-It you eat. 
The Cheez-It Pairing Principle: In every bag of Cheez-Its, there are always two Cheez-Its that are stuck to together. They are more fun to eat than their singular counterparts by a factor of one million. 
The Law of Large Pizzas: For every large pizza (X), there exists an ideal limit of slices (Y), after which, those eating do not have to fight over the last slice. However, it is not possible for a group of people to ever purchase such a pizza without everyone in the group spontaneously combusting. 
The Bugle Limit Principle: There exists no age limit for which one must stop using Bugles to make fake claws. Continue

Scientific Laws of Snacking [Click for all]

The Nature Valley Granola Bar RuleThe amount of crumb spillage that takes place while eating a Nature Valley bar exponentially increases towards infinity always.

The Cheez-It Paradox: When you’re hungry for Cheez-Its, you will grow more hungry for Cheez-Its with every Cheez-It you eat.

The Cheez-It Pairing Principle: In every bag of Cheez-Its, there are always two Cheez-Its that are stuck to together. They are more fun to eat than their singular counterparts by a factor of one million.

The Law of Large Pizzas: For every large pizza (X), there exists an ideal limit of slices (Y), after which, those eating do not have to fight over the last slice. However, it is not possible for a group of people to ever purchase such a pizza without everyone in the group spontaneously combusting.

The Bugle Limit Principle: There exists no age limit for which one must stop using Bugles to make fake claws. Continue

Cheesy Puffs Offered in Buffet Line
"Look, our buffet budget has fallen on some hard times, cheesy puffs are pretty much like dry mac and cheese. Just shut up and eat it."

Cheesy Puffs Offered in Buffet Line

"Look, our buffet budget has fallen on some hard times, cheesy puffs are pretty much like dry mac and cheese. Just shut up and eat it."

(Source: uniquedaily.com)

12 People Who Passed Out Too Early in the Party [Click for more]
It’s best viewed while listening to heroic music. Trust us. Takes it to a whole new level.

12 People Who Passed Out Too Early in the Party [Click for more]

It’s best viewed while listening to heroic music. Trust us. Takes it to a whole new level.

What’s the Best 90s Snackfood? [Click to start voting]

The official voting period ends Sunday 12:00AM EST so get your votes in now.

The Best 90s Snackfoods [Click to vote for the best]

It’s been an ongoing debate in our office what the best 90s snackfood is. Help us settle the issue once and for all.

We want to know what the Best Snacks from the 90s are. Start voting now.

We want to know what the Best Snacks from the 90s are. Start voting now.

Best Snacks from the ’90s [Click to vote]

The 90s were a time of prosperity, neon, and kids eating what they liked. Vote on your favorite nineties snack food below. (Then shout upstairs to your mom to see if there are any more Dunkaroos.) Who will win? Start voting now.

Who has the Best Moustache EVER? [Click to begin voting]

We’re very curious who’s going to win this battle.

In honor of Movember’s campaign to increase awareness of men’s health issues, we invite you also to increase your awareness of amazing moustaches from fiction and history. Vote on the best moustaches below and you can go here to donate to the cause.

Who has the Best Moustache EVER? [Click to begin voting]

We’re very curious who’s going to win this battle.

In honor of Movember’s campaign to increase awareness of men’s health issues, we invite you also to increase your awareness of amazing moustaches from fiction and history. Vote on the best moustaches below and you can go here to donate to the cause.

Snacks Rap

It’s swag in assorted bags.

Guy Partied Way Too Hard in Chip Aisle
At least he got Lay(ed)’s.

Guy Partied Way Too Hard in Chip Aisle

At least he got Lay(ed)’s.

(Source: mememaster)

Me and my girlfriend were making out with Jeopardy on T.V. in the backround. Then Alex asks ” What Frito Lay brand is made from tortilla chips?”. She then whispers in my ear “Dorritos”. Then proceeds on with making out.

It’s normal that I make out the same way I try to get the extra frosting out of a Dunkaroo pack, right guys?