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We test some nerdy colognes with the help of an old friend.
I smell innovation.
My Apologies to the Girl I Tried to Smell, and Others [click for others]
To The Girl on the Train I Kept Trying to Smell
Well, that sounds bad. I’m sorry. But the thing is this. I am in the market for a new perfume. I thought you had on a perfume that I liked. It turns out you didn’t. The scent I liked belonged to the man sitting in front of you. I’ll deal with my issues of wanting to wear a men’s cologne at another time and place. This is about the fact that I was wafting you for the entire trip from New York to Washington, DC. Wafting is an oft-unnoticed activity, but intimate nonetheless, and I feel the need to tell you that I did it. I wafted you, girl. I wafted you good. I was ultimately disappointed in the results, but hey. We gave it a go. We tried. Hope you had a nice trip. Me? Well. I’m still looking for my perfume partner in the sun. Smell you around? Continue
Sometimes sh*t literally hits the fan… and then the whole room smells.
“The day before everyone left for Thanksgiving Break, our RA told us that we have to clean our rooms before we leave. My roommate decided to leave without even laying one finger on his shit. So like a little bitch, I had to clean up all his crap. But as I was cleaning, I looked by the trash can and saw a huge block of air freshener, it was literally like a 5”x8”. I put the air freshner in his bed, with his sheets over it. When the break was over, I happened to come back one or two hours before he did and I put the air freshener back by the trash can. That night he got in his bed and said “Did they do something to our beds, mine smells really funny.” So now every morning he wakes up smelling like fresh peaches (the break was a full week).”
This teacher is just handing out detention slips to avoid questions about why his classroom smells so bad.
(Source: College Humor)