“Even though we have Verizon Fios, which has a guide built right in, my parents insist on using the channel guide in the newspaper and reading it out loud to each other so they can decide what to watch.”
You never know what you’ll wander into on this road.
“My best friend and her boyfriend were dating for three weeks and taking it slow. They were making out and unexpectedly he got a hard-on and jizzed all over her pants. Needless to say she was uncomfortable and he was embarassed. They’re not dating anymore……”