Like a seeing-eye dog, but for jerks.
11 “Adorable” Animals That Are Actually Terrifying [Click for more]
Aw, look how ador-HOLY NOPE. Sometimes the most cuddly of animals are actually the ones that will eat your flesh the second you let your guard down.
11 Animals Taking Selfies [Click for more]
Yeah adorable, but also incredibly narcissistic. Show some god damn humility, cats with iPads.
We can’t move here. This is sloth country.
A lot of time and money went into this research, but it was well worth it. The full report goes even deeper.
One small step for sloth, five minutes for everyone else.
Don’t worry, the video’s faster than they are.