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Daughter Has Just Given Up, Rides on Dad’s Luggage Through Airport

She’s dealing with too much to carry on.

(Source: youtube.com)

Dog Barks in its Sleep, in its Dreams

Maybe he’s counting squirrels.

(Source: youtube.com)

10 Cosplayers Out of Character [Click for more]

Captain America was the first Avenger. The number 1 Avenger.

Duckling Snoring

Someone get this chick an adorable sleep apnea mask.

(Source: youtube.com)

Rough Love: It’s So Big! The Spider, I Mean [Click for full post]
So after doing it tonight my wife is washing up in the bathroom and I come in to pee. I pull it out and here her excitedly say “it’s so big, it’s so big.” “I’m like ya baby it sure is hope you liked it” and then realize she’s actually freaking out because a huge spider ran across the floor. There we go.- Anonymous
My on/off again boyfriend, of 5 years, and I never really did anything that was romantic. So I honestly was tickled pink when he msged me in WoW to meet him in Dalaran on Valentine’s day. He shared the ‘Romantic Picnic’ with me. He surprised me with it again the next year and it made me just as happy as the first time.- Anonymous
My boyfriend, every so often, wakes me up in the middle of the night by kissing me or sticking his hands down my pants on a quest for a blowjob. I don’t really mind this, but it is absolutely hilarious to discuss it with him the next day since he doesn’t remember. He does it at least once every month and it’s become a big talking point between his roommates and us. He’s also very proud of the fact that he is fully capable of getting a blowjob out of me while he is asleep. 6 times now.- Anonymous
Can you run game in your sleep? If so then submit your “Rough Love” stories to our Tumblr inbox. We read everything!

Rough Love: It’s So Big! The Spider, I Mean [Click for full post]

So after doing it tonight my wife is washing up in the bathroom and I come in to pee. I pull it out and here her excitedly say “it’s so big, it’s so big.” “I’m like ya baby it sure is hope you liked it” and then realize she’s actually freaking out because a huge spider ran across the floor. There we go.
- Anonymous

My on/off again boyfriend, of 5 years, and I never really did anything that was romantic. So I honestly was tickled pink when he msged me in WoW to meet him in Dalaran on Valentine’s day. He shared the ‘Romantic Picnic’ with me. He surprised me with it again the next year and it made me just as happy as the first time.
- Anonymous

My boyfriend, every so often, wakes me up in the middle of the night by kissing me or sticking his hands down my pants on a quest for a blowjob. I don’t really mind this, but it is absolutely hilarious to discuss it with him the next day since he doesn’t remember. He does it at least once every month and it’s become a big talking point between his roommates and us. He’s also very proud of the fact that he is fully capable of getting a blowjob out of me while he is asleep. 6 times now.
- Anonymous

Can you run game in your sleep? If so then submit your “Rough Love” stories to our Tumblr inbox. We read everything!

Stephen King Looks Really Good These Days
You check out King’s newest novel on his rack. EHHYOOO.

Stephen King Looks Really Good These Days

You check out King’s newest novel on his rack. EHHYOOO.

(Source: funtimeshad.com)

Boy Falls Asleep In His Truck While Riding Dirty

The #1 cause of childhood car crashes is driving under the influence of apple juice and listening to Chamillionaire.

(Source: youtube.com)

Rosie Gets Sleep Shamed

Rosie fell asleep midway through the All-Nighter, so we were obligated to teach him a lesson on following through with your responsibilities. 

8 More Creative Ways To Shame Your Sleeping Friend
The Photo Shoot
Put one of the victim’s hands in their pants. In their other hand, place any publication that isn’t usually considered porn. (Hint: any obscure hobby or children’s magazine should yield hilarious results.)
Generation Shame Call the victim’s parents and share their most incriminating stories. If you’re really trying to make someone feel ashamed, this is the most direct route possible. No point beating around the bush.
The Gotye Take off their clothes and paint their body so they blend in seamlessly with the background. Now they’re just somebody that you used to be awake with.
Fly on the Wall Tape them to the wall inside a duct tape “cocoon.” Make sure to leave air holes. Unless you really don’t like the person.
Whodunit Put a bloodied dog collar and a ski mask in their pockets. When they wake up, tell them tearfully that a drunk maniac in a mask killed your puppy last night. See how long it takes them to confess.

The Urkel Set up a bunch of fake Twitter accounts and bombard the victim with furious complaints about their offensiveness and insensitivity. When they wake up they’ll be forced to wonder, “What did I do?” Keep reading

8 More Creative Ways To Shame Your Sleeping Friend

The Photo Shoot

Put one of the victim’s hands in their pants. In their other hand, place any publication that isn’t usually considered porn. (Hint: any obscure hobby or children’s magazine should yield hilarious results.)

Generation Shame
Call the victim’s parents and share their most incriminating stories. If you’re really trying to make someone feel ashamed, this is the most direct route possible. No point beating around the bush.

The Gotye
Take off their clothes and paint their body so they blend in seamlessly with the background. Now they’re just somebody that you used to be awake with.

Fly on the Wall
Tape them to the wall inside a duct tape “cocoon.” Make sure to leave air holes. Unless you really don’t like the person.

Whodunit
Put a bloodied dog collar and a ski mask in their pockets. When they wake up, tell them tearfully that a drunk maniac in a mask killed your puppy last night. See how long it takes them to confess.

The Urkel
Set up a bunch of fake Twitter accounts and bombard the victim with furious complaints about their offensiveness and insensitivity. When they wake up they’ll be forced to wonder, “What did I do?” Keep reading

Rosie Gets Sleep Shamed

Rosie fell asleep midway through the All-Nighter, so we were obligated to teach him a lesson on following through with your responsibilities. You can check out the full time lapsed video right here.

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Ancient Guardian Doesn’t Want to Wake Up

Ancient, slumbering gods prefer to stay ancient and slumbering.

Crab Shell Looks Exactly Like Yoda Sleeping
Tasty, I will be.

Crab Shell Looks Exactly Like Yoda Sleeping

Tasty, I will be.

(Source: loiter.co)

Roommate Confessions: I Farted On Your Face While You Slept [Click for all]
I farted on your face every chance I got while you were asleep. You would wake up with headaches.- Anonymous 
Don’t know who you were but one day a friend and I decided to take out the three-man sling-shot and pelted the dorm building from across with 30 yogurts, then we threw the remainder 7 onto the roof of your Lexus until the entire top was covered in pink and purple goo. Later that night I could hear your screams of rage from the other side of the building.- Anonymous 
If you’ve farted on anyone’s face lately then you should submit your roommate confessions to us right here on Tumblr. We promise we won’t judge you.

Roommate Confessions: I Farted On Your Face While You Slept [Click for all]

I farted on your face every chance I got while you were asleep. You would wake up with headaches.
- Anonymous 

Don’t know who you were but one day a friend and I decided to take out the three-man sling-shot and pelted the dorm building from across with 30 yogurts, then we threw the remainder 7 onto the roof of your Lexus until the entire top was covered in pink and purple goo. Later that night I could hear your screams of rage from the other side of the building.
- Anonymous 

If you’ve farted on anyone’s face lately then you should submit your roommate confessions to us right here on Tumblr. We promise we won’t judge you.

37 Reasons Teens on the Internet Are Absolutely the Worst

Teenagers are seriously the worst. I mean, just terrible. It’s okay, everyone has to go through their blunder years. But seriously you’re an embarrassment to yourself and your country. Here’s 38 reasons why.