Rosie fell asleep midway through the All-Nighter, so we were obligated to teach him a lesson on following through with your responsibilities.
8 More Creative Ways To Shame Your Sleeping Friend
The Photo Shoot
Put one of the victim’s hands in their pants. In their other hand, place any publication that isn’t usually considered porn. (Hint: any obscure hobby or children’s magazine should yield hilarious results.)
Generation Shame
Call the victim’s parents and share their most incriminating stories. If you’re really trying to make someone feel ashamed, this is the most direct route possible. No point beating around the bush.
The Gotye
Take off their clothes and paint their body so they blend in seamlessly with the background. Now they’re just somebody that you used to be awake with.
Fly on the Wall
Tape them to the wall inside a duct tape “cocoon.” Make sure to leave air holes. Unless you really don’t like the person.
Whodunit
Put a bloodied dog collar and a ski mask in their pockets. When they wake up, tell them tearfully that a drunk maniac in a mask killed your puppy last night. See how long it takes them to confess.
The Urkel
Set up a bunch of fake Twitter accounts and bombard the victim with furious complaints about their offensiveness and insensitivity. When they wake up they’ll be forced to wonder, “What did I do?” Keep reading
Rosie fell asleep midway through the All-Nighter, so we were obligated to teach him a lesson on following through with your responsibilities. You can check out the full time lapsed video right here.
Ancient Guardian Doesn’t Want to Wake Up
Ancient, slumbering gods prefer to stay ancient and slumbering.
![Roommate Confessions: I Farted On Your Face While You Slept [Click for all]
I farted on your face every chance I got while you were asleep. You would wake up with headaches.- Anonymous
Don’t know who you were but one day a friend and I decided to take out the three-man sling-shot and pelted the dorm building from across with 30 yogurts, then we threw the remainder 7 onto the roof of your Lexus until the entire top was covered in pink and purple goo. Later that night I could hear your screams of rage from the other side of the building.- Anonymous
If you’ve farted on anyone’s face lately then you should submit your roommate confessions to us right here on Tumblr. We promise we won’t judge you.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/881f2fbb4c9edc52c569a569df75c096/tumblr_mmhziaE1J51qasthro1_500.jpg)
Roommate Confessions: I Farted On Your Face While You Slept [Click for all]
I farted on your face every chance I got while you were asleep. You would wake up with headaches.
- Anonymous
Don’t know who you were but one day a friend and I decided to take out the three-man sling-shot and pelted the dorm building from across with 30 yogurts, then we threw the remainder 7 onto the roof of your Lexus until the entire top was covered in pink and purple goo. Later that night I could hear your screams of rage from the other side of the building.
- Anonymous
If you’ve farted on anyone’s face lately then you should submit your roommate confessions to us right here on Tumblr. We promise we won’t judge you.
37 Reasons Teens on the Internet Are Absolutely the Worst
Teenagers are seriously the worst. I mean, just terrible. It’s okay, everyone has to go through their blunder years. But seriously you’re an embarrassment to yourself and your country. Here’s 38 reasons why.
![Batman vs. The Penguin (with Patton Oswalt) [Click to watch]
Will Batman finally break his one rule?](http://25.media.tumblr.com/96247fb6291446c8886f5733066f2f09/tumblr_mlbiy5oljV1qasthro1_500.png)
Batman vs. The Penguin (with Patton Oswalt) [Click to watch]
Will Batman finally break his one rule?
Woman Asleep at Improv Show; Cast Attempts to Wake Her Up
Who knew napping could count as audience participation.
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Just don’t set off a bomb, or else his snout will spin around to the back of his head.
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