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Bouncing Baby Just Can’t Stay Awake [Click to watch]
"Wheeeeeeee!!!!!zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz."

Bouncing Baby Just Can’t Stay Awake [Click to watch]

"Wheeeeeeee!!!!!zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz."

This is How You Know Finals Week Has Arrived

Literally everyone and everything is studying

This is How You Know Finals Week Has Arrived
They’re just studying for their dream class.

This is How You Know Finals Week Has Arrived

They’re just studying for their dream class.

This Dog is What Mondays Looks Like
Therefore I hate this dog 

This Dog is What Mondays Looks Like

Therefore I hate this dog 

(Source: schwarkreport.com)

7 Serious Diseases Afflicting College Students [Click for more]

College is totally sick, man.

Video: Should You Use The SNOOZE Button?
You snooze, you stupid.

Video: Should You Use The SNOOZE Button?

You snooze, you stupid.

(Source: youtube.com)

Baby Monitor Confirms: This Nap is NOT Happening

Doody bombs away!

(Source: youtube.com)

Baby Wakes to Gangnam Style

Eyyyyy, wakey wakey.

(Source: youtube.com)

The Best Dinosaur Bed You’ve Ever Seen
The only downside is that it does actually eat you and you die.

The Best Dinosaur Bed You’ve Ever Seen

The only downside is that it does actually eat you and you die.

(Source: rassclaat)

How to Cure a Cold in 10 Easy Steps [Click for full article]

How to Cure a Cold in 10 Easy Steps [Click for full article]

Sometimes you have to sacrifice comfort for laziness

Sometimes you have to sacrifice comfort for laziness

(Source: zapposdotcom)

Toddler Has A Drinking Problem

She’s been on the bottle for months. 

(Source: youtube.com)

Dog Snores to Lullaby

Yet another reason human children are obsolete.

(Source: youtube.com)

Wait, did I sleep through the end of the world, again? [Click for full article]
I’ve settled my debts. Prayed for forgiveness. Duct taped myself inside my dorm room. I am at peace with the end of everything as we know it. As soon as that happens. Wait, when’s that supposed to happen again? December twenty-somethingth? I always forget. Shit.I know I have it down somewhere. Let’s see… cats dressed like people calender, people dressed like cats calendar, Jets team schedule, ah, here it is, Mayan calendar!Err, how do I read this again? Shit shit shit.OK, don’t panic, I’m sure I haven’t missed it. I would have heard something right? Or nothing? Can you hear nothing? Brimstone maybe? What the hell is brimstone? Oh god, what day is today?!FUCK! I slept through it again, didn’t I? This happens every goddamn time. I write it down on the dry erase board on my door. I start prepping. Then my roommate and his friends get drunk and draw dicks all over my dry erase board, which makes it hard to read what I wrote down. Next thing I know I’m back on XBOX Live playing Uncharted, wondering why all the sudden I have so much bottled water and solar powered survival gear.If I missed this apocalypse I’m totally gonna fail the universe this semester and I’m definitely never going to get into a top tier heaven. My ancestors are gonna be pissed if I end up in the crappy Scientology one…[Keep Reading]

Wait, did I sleep through the end of the world, again? [Click for full article]

I’ve settled my debts. Prayed for forgiveness. Duct taped myself inside my dorm room. I am at peace with the end of everything as we know it. As soon as that happens. Wait, when’s that supposed to happen again? December twenty-somethingth? I always forget. Shit.

I know I have it down somewhere. Let’s see… cats dressed like people calender, people dressed like cats calendar, Jets team schedule, ah, here it is, Mayan calendar!

Err, how do I read this again? Shit shit shit.

OK, don’t panic, I’m sure I haven’t missed it. I would have heard something right? Or nothing? Can you hear nothing? Brimstone maybe? What the hell is brimstone? Oh god, what day is today?!

FUCK! I slept through it again, didn’t I? This happens every goddamn time. I write it down on the dry erase board on my door. I start prepping. Then my roommate and his friends get drunk and draw dicks all over my dry erase board, which makes it hard to read what I wrote down. Next thing I know I’m back on XBOX Live playing Uncharted, wondering why all the sudden I have so much bottled water and solar powered survival gear.

If I missed this apocalypse I’m totally gonna fail the universe this semester and I’m definitely never going to get into a top tier heaven. My ancestors are gonna be pissed if I end up in the crappy Scientology one…[Keep Reading]

Somehow spam was sent out from my email address to everyone in my contact list. It read something along the lines of; “Hey, check this out, I found a quick way to lose weight!” with a link attached (typical spam). My Dad replied to it; “Hey bud, thanks for the website, I’m about to hit the hay, I’ll check it out tomorrow.”