“My sister really wanted a white female cat when she was little, so my parents took her to a shelter to find one. They had a white cat, but it was a male named Tommy. Instead of looking elsewhere, my parents just took it in a renamed it Sally, and we treated it like a girl for the 16 years it was alive. I wonder if it ever knew…”
She’s crazy for you.
The polite, yet slightly confused neighbor in me wants to call him “a real character”.
"Well, now that we all know each other, may we never speak of this again."
(Source: College Humor)