Major Ass Beating 8:06 AM

It’ll probably be 8:15, but let’s say 8:06 to be sure everyone gets there on time.

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Free Shrugs

A little more apathetic than the Free Hugs guy.

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Leprechaun Enjoys Pot of Gold Labeled “Septic”

I thought oil was black gold.

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Poetic Keep off the Grass Sign

Indeed, what sort of cruel monster would trample such tender grass?

(Source: mintyarisato)

Unlimited Whore Service

“A real sign in Topeka, KS. No idea what it’s actually supposed to read.”

Subway Offers “Fuck You” Special

Do I have to pay extra for that?

Ease Off the Ass

“Don’t tell me how to live my life. You’re not even my real sign!”

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Bed and Breakfast and Fisting

The quaintest fisting you’ll ever receive.

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Please Eat Disabled Passengers

That makes sense. They can’t run away as quickly.

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Toilet Out of Order; Please Use Sink

We’re really trying to piss off the janitor.

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The Cross Roads Leading to Brownsburg and Whitestown

Uh oh, looks like we’re driving into an allegory about racism.

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Peeing and Water Fountain Sign

That is not how urinals work.

(Source: reddit.com)

Baby Up in this Bitch Sign

Just a few months ago that sign was on his wife.

Tal y Cual Producciones Sign Looks Like Terrance and Philip

“Hey Phillip, guess what?”

(Source: College Humor)