She was going to add blood from the last unicorn in existence, but decided red was tacky.
(Source: reddit.com)
Very Mary-Kate: Lost in Translation [Click to watch]
French is the language of love…even if you only know how to buy shoes.
“I work in a sneaker store. This huge fat guy comes in with huge feet at least size 12. He then points out different sneakers and asks for them all in size 7, and proceeds to try them all on. Try explaining 50 brand new shoes with squashed heels and torn laces to your boss.”
Girl Drinks Vodka Out of Sandal
Good thing she has that towel. She’d look like a total mess if she spilled on herself.
(Source: reddit.com)
Sensible Shoes Mother’s Day Rap
The smash-hit single from their debut album, Put on a Coat.
(Source: College Humor)
WTF Boots and Cats Song
I don’t know what’s going on here, and I’d be afraid of anyone who does
Track Grandma Down With GPS Shoes
Yep, still in the nursing home right where we left her .
(Source: College Humor)
