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Apparently This Woman Can Talk to Shoes
I bet she only buys Converse.

Apparently This Woman Can Talk to Shoes

I bet she only buys Converse.

Knock, knock. Hey, sport. Are you busy? Well, just take a quick homework break. We need to talk.
Yes, “the talk.”
I know, I know, this is a bit awkward. But you’re growing up and as your father I need to tell you about, uh, how the world works. I just want to make sure you have all the facts. About jay-walking.
Click to see more: Son, We Need To Talk About Jaywalking

Knock, knock. Hey, sport. Are you busy? Well, just take a quick homework break. We need to talk.

Yes, “the talk.”

I know, I know, this is a bit awkward. But you’re growing up and as your father I need to tell you about, uh, how the world works. I just want to make sure you have all the facts. About jay-walking.

Click to see more: Son, We Need To Talk About Jaywalking

Jesus Opened a Shoe Repair Shop
Does he work on Holey Shoes too?

Jesus Opened a Shoe Repair Shop

Does he work on Holey Shoes too?

(Source: reddit.com)

Sylvester Stallone Has Been a Shoe Disguised as a Person All This Time
This was revealed in Rocky XI.

Sylvester Stallone Has Been a Shoe Disguised as a Person All This Time

This was revealed in Rocky XI.

(Source: rememes.com)

Shoe Affair
Cuts right to your sole.

Shoe Affair

Cuts right to your sole.

(Source: reddit.com)

Nike Minaj
Swoosh! She can rhyme pun with pun

Nike Minaj

Swoosh! She can rhyme pun with pun

(Source: chuckmccarthy.com)

Tooth Covered High-Heels Are Pretty Gross
Flossy flossy.

Tooth Covered High-Heels Are Pretty Gross

Flossy flossy.

(Source: reddit.com)

Beyonce’s Crazy Zoo Shoes
She was going to add blood from the last unicorn in existence, but decided red was tacky.

Beyonce’s Crazy Zoo Shoes

She was going to add blood from the last unicorn in existence, but decided red was tacky.

(Source: reddit.com)

Very Mary-Kate: Lost in Translation [Click to watch]

French is the language of love…even if you only know how to buy shoes.

I work in a sneaker store. This huge fat guy comes in with huge feet at least size 12. He then points out different sneakers and asks for them all in size 7, and proceeds to try them all on. Try explaining 50 brand new shoes with squashed heels and torn laces to your boss.

Work Sucks - You’re not a size 7.
Guy Rides Shoe to Work
The morning commute was fabbbbbbulous.

Guy Rides Shoe to Work

The morning commute was fabbbbbbulous.

(Source: theclearlydope)

Adidas Nike Shoe
Why choose one brand when you can have both?

Adidas Nike Shoe

Why choose one brand when you can have both?

(Source: humortrain.com)

Girl Drinks Vodka Out of Sandal
Good thing she has that towel. She’d look like a total mess if she spilled on herself.

Girl Drinks Vodka Out of Sandal

Good thing she has that towel. She’d look like a total mess if she spilled on herself.

(Source: reddit.com)

Ugg Crocs
The most hated shoe in the world.

Ugg Crocs

The most hated shoe in the world.

(Source: College Humor)

Croc Eating a Croc
Cannibalism

Croc Eating a Croc

Cannibalism

(Source: College Humor)