I bet she only buys Converse.
Knock, knock. Hey, sport. Are you busy? Well, just take a quick homework break. We need to talk.
Yes, “the talk.”
I know, I know, this is a bit awkward. But you’re growing up and as your father I need to tell you about, uh, how the world works. I just want to make sure you have all the facts. About jay-walking.
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This was revealed in Rocky XI.
She was going to add blood from the last unicorn in existence, but decided red was tacky.
Very Mary-Kate: Lost in Translation [Click to watch]
French is the language of love…even if you only know how to buy shoes.
“I work in a sneaker store. This huge fat guy comes in with huge feet at least size 12. He then points out different sneakers and asks for them all in size 7, and proceeds to try them all on. Try explaining 50 brand new shoes with squashed heels and torn laces to your boss.”
Good thing she has that towel. She’d look like a total mess if she spilled on herself.