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Shittysingles.com Is Exactly What It Sounds Like

Have a shitty friend? Set them up with another shitty friend!

Ana or Anal?
Man, what a shitty name.

Ana or Anal?

Man, what a shitty name.

Bad Ad Placement in Magazine Makes Girl Look Like She’s Pooping Her Brains Out
Poop in advertising.

Bad Ad Placement in Magazine Makes Girl Look Like She’s Pooping Her Brains Out

Poop in advertising.

(Source: humor.overentertainment.com)

These 17 Pumpkins Carvings Are Beautifully Shitty »

Well Done Sexy Ad for Shitty Used Car

It rides so smooth that… Oh, it’s not on yet.

(Source: youtube.com)

In article form: Everyone Is An Asshole

That’s right, kids: people come in all shapes and sizes, but we’re all assholes.

(Source: College Humor)

Crappy Ad Placement 
FABULOUS! 

Crappy Ad Placement

FABULOUS! 

(Source: reddit.com)

So I work in a lab at the hospital attached to the university I attend. I have a “dirty” job since most of my duties, no pun intended, are processing stool samples. Normally the job is pretty mundane, but one day, I had the absolute worst thing that could happen on the job occur, a “pooh murder.” Part of the process of processing a sample is to put the bucket of poop in a paint can shaker for a few minutes to stir it up, but on this particular day, I forgot to completely close the lid, causing a two pound bucket of shit to literally explode and spray all over the room. It took close to an hour to clean up. You think your job is shitty, tell me about it.

Dozens of Delicious Flavors and Three Shitty Ones
Banana Nut Dirt, Bum Raisin, and Hobo.  

Dozens of Delicious Flavors and Three Shitty Ones

Banana Nut Dirt, Bum Raisin, and Hobo.  

(Source: College Humor)