That book is a LOAD of crap.
Read Not Everyone Poops
Something smells in here.
Official Rules For Pooping In Your Workplace Bathroom [Click to finish the poop]
The one where Mama and Plum puke everywhere.
Talk about a potty mouth.
Roommate Confessions: Who Doesn’t Flick Their Boogers? [Click for full confession]
I always flick my boogers towards your side of the room.
- Conor B
You weren’t that bad in hindsight, but when I was pissed at you I’d let the gases build up then run to the bathroom, drop my pants and underwear, and rip ass into your little pink face towel. I’m actually surprised you never came down with pink eye.
- Katie K
soo remember when you went behind my back and was talking and having sex with my boyfriend at the time? well since you wanted to be a backstabber, everytime i went to the bathroom, instead of using toilet paper i would wipe with your face towel : )
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Doesn’t necessarily need to be about poop, but it sure helps.