Piss Colored Gatorade

I’ll buy anything as long as it’s on sale.

(Source: reddit.com)

Awesome K-Mart Commercial

One of the best ads you’ll ever see. Isn’t that right Billy? 

(Source: youtube.com)

Roommate Confessions: The Gorilla in Booty Shorts

You like to drink so much you piss all over the bathroom floor, huh? I wonder how long it will take you to realize the smell of piss on your bath towels. - Anonymous 

So my roommate was the dirtiest, fattest slob on the planet. He would always go to the frat he was pledging and drink his weight in alcohol (well over 300 lbs). There were multiple times when he would come back to the room completely trashed and stoned and pass out. A few times some guys on my floor and I would draw on his face in sharpie. Too bad he was so greasy that he would wipe it off in the morning without the use of water or soap. To get him back for all the puke and piss on my carpet, I would steal his change from the desk. Thanks to his sloppiness I didnt pay a dime for laundry the entire semester. - Anonymous 

Normally I like to hear music, I’m a fan. But that shitty god awful rap music that you blast on your speaker system in the wee hours of the morning just doesn’t bode well in this thin walled dorm. So, I took my Astroglide and poured it all over your doorknob and dumped some water bottles in your bed with chocolate protein mix in them. Diarrhea shit stains much? - Anonymous 

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The Year in Sports Cursing

Higher, faster, stronger, dirtier.

(Source: youtube.com)

POV Bathroom [Click for full sketch]

You gotta go through a lot of shit to shit.

Presidential Campaign Dog Poop Bags

American dog owners all across this great nation have an important decision to make.

(Source: BuzzFeed)

Possibly the Worst Name of All Time

Mr. and Mrs. Shitler should be ashamed.

(Source: reddit.com)

Honest Beer Menu

They pair nicely with anything on the menu under Garbage Food.

(Source: reddit.com)

Clean Up Your Dog Poop, or it Will be Thrown At You

How can a sign throw poop. This makes no sense.

Room 412a: Shits and Giggles

So, it’s the women’s bathroom?

(Source: makemelaughblog)

Obama’s Anger Translator: Sh*t Mitt Romney Doesn’t Say

Deep breaths. Control yourself, Luther, damn.

(Source: youtube.com)

Jake and Amir: Double Date

Two for the price of fun!

Shit Fountain

You know, I’m actually not that thirsty.

(Source: reddit.com)