Official Rules For Pooping In Your Workplace Bathroom [Click to finish the poop]
The one where Mama and Plum puke everywhere.
Talk about a potty mouth.
Roommate Confessions: Who Doesn’t Flick Their Boogers? [Click for full confession]
I always flick my boogers towards your side of the room.
- Conor B
You weren’t that bad in hindsight, but when I was pissed at you I’d let the gases build up then run to the bathroom, drop my pants and underwear, and rip ass into your little pink face towel. I’m actually surprised you never came down with pink eye.
- Katie K
soo remember when you went behind my back and was talking and having sex with my boyfriend at the time? well since you wanted to be a backstabber, everytime i went to the bathroom, instead of using toilet paper i would wipe with your face towel : )
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Doesn’t necessarily need to be about poop, but it sure helps.
Whoever said we had to be nice to birds? Not me. They’re not nice to us, why should we be nice to them? Screw ‘em. They can fly all the way south for all I care.
One of the best ads you’ll ever see. Isn’t that right Billy?
You like to drink so much you piss all over the bathroom floor, huh? I wonder how long it will take you to realize the smell of piss on your bath towels. - Anonymous
So my roommate was the dirtiest, fattest slob on the planet. He would always go to the frat he was pledging and drink his weight in alcohol (well over 300 lbs). There were multiple times when he would come back to the room completely trashed and stoned and pass out. A few times some guys on my floor and I would draw on his face in sharpie. Too bad he was so greasy that he would wipe it off in the morning without the use of water or soap. To get him back for all the puke and piss on my carpet, I would steal his change from the desk. Thanks to his sloppiness I didnt pay a dime for laundry the entire semester. - Anonymous
Normally I like to hear music, I’m a fan. But that shitty god awful rap music that you blast on your speaker system in the wee hours of the morning just doesn’t bode well in this thin walled dorm. So, I took my Astroglide and poured it all over your doorknob and dumped some water bottles in your bed with chocolate protein mix in them. Diarrhea shit stains much? - Anonymous
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POV Bathroom [Click for full sketch]
You gotta go through a lot of shit to shit.