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Official Rules For Pooping In Your Workplace Bathroom [Click to finish the poop]

Official Rules For Pooping In Your Workplace Bathroom [Click to finish the poop]

Precious Plum: A Swim in Shit

The one where Mama and Plum puke everywhere.

Potty Talk: Little Kid Talks About Clogging the Toilet

Talk about a potty mouth.

(Source: youtube.com)

Finally PROOF That Girls Poop

Don’t be ashamed. Just seek help.

(Source: youtube.com)

Jake and Amir: Talent Show Part 2

We are all unique. We are all special.

Part 1

Jake and Amir: Shia

Make way for SHIA LaBEEF!

(Source: College Humor)

Gorilla Launches Poop Grenade
He’s using “gorilla” warfare tactics.

Gorilla Launches Poop Grenade

He’s using “gorilla” warfare tactics.

(Source: reddit.com)

It Was POO!
All kids are little shits.

It Was POO!

All kids are little shits.

(Source: reddit.com)

Roommate Confessions: Who Doesn’t Flick Their Boogers? [Click for full confession]
I always flick my boogers towards your side of the room.- Conor B 
You weren’t that bad in hindsight, but when I was pissed at you I’d let the gases build up then run to the bathroom, drop my pants and underwear, and rip ass into your little pink face towel. I’m actually surprised you never came down with pink eye.- Katie K 
soo remember when you went behind my back and was talking and having sex with my boyfriend at the time? well since you wanted to be a backstabber, everytime i went to the bathroom, instead of using toilet paper i would wipe with your face towel : )- KW 
If you like to shit on your roommate’s things then we want your stories*. Submit them straight to our dirty, filthy Tumblr inbox.
Doesn’t necessarily need to be about poop, but it sure helps.

Roommate Confessions: Who Doesn’t Flick Their Boogers? [Click for full confession]

I always flick my boogers towards your side of the room.
- Conor B 

You weren’t that bad in hindsight, but when I was pissed at you I’d let the gases build up then run to the bathroom, drop my pants and underwear, and rip ass into your little pink face towel. I’m actually surprised you never came down with pink eye.
- Katie K 

soo remember when you went behind my back and was talking and having sex with my boyfriend at the time? well since you wanted to be a backstabber, everytime i went to the bathroom, instead of using toilet paper i would wipe with your face towel : )
- KW 

If you like to shit on your roommate’s things then we want your stories*. Submit them straight to our dirty, filthy Tumblr inbox.

Doesn’t necessarily need to be about poop, but it sure helps.

20 Birds Being Dicks

Whoever said we had to be nice to birds? Not me. They’re not nice to us, why should we be nice to them? Screw ‘em. They can fly all the way south for all I care.

Piss Colored Gatorade
I’ll buy anything as long as it’s on sale.

Piss Colored Gatorade

I’ll buy anything as long as it’s on sale.

(Source: reddit.com)

Awesome K-Mart Commercial

One of the best ads you’ll ever see. Isn’t that right Billy? 

(Source: youtube.com)

Roommate Confessions: The Gorilla in Booty Shorts
You like to drink so much you piss all over the bathroom floor, huh? I wonder how long it will take you to realize the smell of piss on your bath towels. - Anonymous 
So my roommate was the dirtiest, fattest slob on the planet. He would always go to the frat he was pledging and drink his weight in alcohol (well over 300 lbs). There were multiple times when he would come back to the room completely trashed and stoned and pass out. A few times some guys on my floor and I would draw on his face in sharpie. Too bad he was so greasy that he would wipe it off in the morning without the use of water or soap. To get him back for all the puke and piss on my carpet, I would steal his change from the desk. Thanks to his sloppiness I didnt pay a dime for laundry the entire semester. - Anonymous 
Normally I like to hear music, I’m a fan. But that shitty god awful rap music that you blast on your speaker system in the wee hours of the morning just doesn’t bode well in this thin walled dorm. So, I took my Astroglide and poured it all over your doorknob and dumped some water bottles in your bed with chocolate protein mix in them. Diarrhea shit stains much? - Anonymous 
Feel the need to confess your misdeeds? Lay it on us gently here or just send us a message on Tumblr.

Roommate Confessions: The Gorilla in Booty Shorts

You like to drink so much you piss all over the bathroom floor, huh? I wonder how long it will take you to realize the smell of piss on your bath towels. - Anonymous 

So my roommate was the dirtiest, fattest slob on the planet. He would always go to the frat he was pledging and drink his weight in alcohol (well over 300 lbs). There were multiple times when he would come back to the room completely trashed and stoned and pass out. A few times some guys on my floor and I would draw on his face in sharpie. Too bad he was so greasy that he would wipe it off in the morning without the use of water or soap. To get him back for all the puke and piss on my carpet, I would steal his change from the desk. Thanks to his sloppiness I didnt pay a dime for laundry the entire semester. - Anonymous 

Normally I like to hear music, I’m a fan. But that shitty god awful rap music that you blast on your speaker system in the wee hours of the morning just doesn’t bode well in this thin walled dorm. So, I took my Astroglide and poured it all over your doorknob and dumped some water bottles in your bed with chocolate protein mix in them. Diarrhea shit stains much? - Anonymous 

Feel the need to confess your misdeeds? Lay it on us gently here or just send us a message on Tumblr.