Don’t worry, the shearling coat stays on.
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Limerick, version 1
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose corn was so ripe you could pluck it.
If he caught you afield,
He’d ask you to yield,
Saying, “Give me that corn and I’ll shuck it.
(Source: College Humor)