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How long do you have to wait before you can talk about how bad it was?
What You Can Do After Sex, Based on How Long You’ve Been Together

How long do you have to wait before you can talk about how bad it was?

What You Can Do After Sex, Based on How Long You’ve Been Together

1. MIX IT UP

Even the greatest roommate sex-overhearing relationships can get tired. So mix it up once in a while: When you lean against your wall to hear your roommates’ grunts and moans better, try leaning in a new position!

2. INCORPORATE FOOD

Chocolate sauce or mango slices can be a great way to reinvigorate your senses while you eavesdrop. Or try alternating sips of ice water and hot water while you listen to your roommates intimately pleasure each other.

3. TAKE IT SLOW

Light some candles, make a playlist, and make a night of it. Tease yourself, slowly getting closer and closer to your roommates’ door until you feel like you’re going to explode. (But make sure you’re still far enough away that if they came out of the room, you wouldn’t seem creepy.)

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Oh, baby, that’s the spot. On the other side of that wall.

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Help us decide on the sexiest woman of 2014.

Help us decide on the sexiest woman of 2014.

Holy Crap, Why is This The Name of a Children’s Clothing Store
Sign of the Apocalpse #45601: Sexy Toddlers

Holy Crap, Why is This The Name of a Children’s Clothing Store

Sign of the Apocalpse #45601: Sexy Toddlers

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Amazing: Grapefruit Blowjob Technique

I guess pineapple isn’t the miracle fruit after all.

A pencil drawing you did of your dick

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Spread your leeks.

Sexy Vegetables

Spread your leeks.

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The better to seduce you with.

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Don’t mind me miss, just enjoying the view.

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Sexiest Drum Cover of NSYNC You’ll Ever See

Somewhere, Nick Lachey is looking somberly at a drum kit and crying.

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