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Fragrances don’t just sell scents, they sell lifestyles. Whatever name they give, there’s usually some tenuous link to what they smell like and the vague things they’re supposed to evoke. Although at some point, you get the feeling that they really stopped trying and they’ve just opened a dictionary and starting choosing random words.

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9 Things Pop Songs Taught You That Aren’t Actually Sexy or Cool
I tried sitting outside with milkshakes like you said, Kelis, but no boys came over and I got melted milkshake all over myself.

9 Things Pop Songs Taught You That Aren’t Actually Sexy or Cool

I tried sitting outside with milkshakes like you said, Kelis, but no boys came over and I got melted milkshake all over myself.

Finish reading 9 Numbers That Are Even Sexier than 69

We’ve all grown up giggling about the secret definition of the number 69, but have you ever wondered about the naughty nature of other numbers? Well, we have. A lot. Too much. So to make our obsession less weird, we decided to publish this list of all the other known sex numbers. Enjoy it, ya pervs!

Navigate through the thong.

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Love thy neighbor notes.

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Some insane tips that will take your game to another world.
10 Ways to Drive a Girl CRAZY in the Bedroom

Some insane tips that will take your game to another world.

10 Ways to Drive a Girl CRAZY in the Bedroom

A supernatural ability to make things bigger? Don’t mind if I do.

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The 10 Sexiest Things To Say When Meeting Your Date’s Parents

Getting ready to meet your boyfriend/girlfriend’s parents for the first time? Awesome! But you want to make sure you’re prepared so that you can really SEAL THE DEAL. Here are 10 can’t-miss lines to say to someone’s parents to help you flirt…PARENT style ;-)

SPICE THINGS UP in the bedroom by DOIN’ IT WHILE YOU KINDA HAVE TO PEE!

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Position #2: Having Sex On A WEEKNIGHT

How It Works: Another classic novice S&M position. Just have sex however you want, but do it on a weeknight when you have to wake up the next morning. EMBRACE THE PAIN.

How Do I Know If I’ve Done It Right? You’ll wake up, look at your phone, not believe the time, convince yourself you have to be reading the time wrong, then after realizing you’re super late and panicking, you’ll throw on some terrible clothes and rush out, spending the rest of the day TIRED AND SELF-CONSCIOUS ABOUT YOUR SMELLY UNSHOWEREDNESS.

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Uh, dude, quick dude question: is there anything hotter on this entire planet than, like, chicks in Yoda Pants? Because I’m pretty sure the answer is NO!!!!!

Looks Like This Ad Forgot to Photoshop the Other Boob
When learning photoshop, that dude was only half-listening.

Looks Like This Ad Forgot to Photoshop the Other Boob

When learning photoshop, that dude was only half-listening.

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So you’re looking to SPICE UP your sex life with a little ‘S&M’ action, but you don’t know the first thing about how to incorporate ‘pain’ into your pleasure? Don’t worry! Here are some super light S&M techniques that anyone can do (sometimes even intentionally!) to help you work your way up, starting with just a little bit of mild discomfort!

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These people put their sweat and blood into their art. Don’t ask about the blood part.

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Well-Endowed Spider-Man Statue Erected…Very Erected

Well-Endowed Spider-Man Statue Erected…Very Erected

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