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Love thy neighbor notes.

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Some insane tips that will take your game to another world.
10 Ways to Drive a Girl CRAZY in the Bedroom

Some insane tips that will take your game to another world.

10 Ways to Drive a Girl CRAZY in the Bedroom

A supernatural ability to make things bigger? Don’t mind if I do.

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The 10 Sexiest Things To Say When Meeting Your Date’s Parents

Getting ready to meet your boyfriend/girlfriend’s parents for the first time? Awesome! But you want to make sure you’re prepared so that you can really SEAL THE DEAL. Here are 10 can’t-miss lines to say to someone’s parents to help you flirt…PARENT style ;-)

SPICE THINGS UP in the bedroom by DOIN’ IT WHILE YOU KINDA HAVE TO PEE!

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Position #2: Having Sex On A WEEKNIGHT

How It Works: Another classic novice S&M position. Just have sex however you want, but do it on a weeknight when you have to wake up the next morning. EMBRACE THE PAIN.

How Do I Know If I’ve Done It Right? You’ll wake up, look at your phone, not believe the time, convince yourself you have to be reading the time wrong, then after realizing you’re super late and panicking, you’ll throw on some terrible clothes and rush out, spending the rest of the day TIRED AND SELF-CONSCIOUS ABOUT YOUR SMELLY UNSHOWEREDNESS.

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Uh, dude, quick dude question: is there anything hotter on this entire planet than, like, chicks in Yoda Pants? Because I’m pretty sure the answer is NO!!!!!

Looks Like This Ad Forgot to Photoshop the Other Boob
When learning photoshop, that dude was only half-listening.

Looks Like This Ad Forgot to Photoshop the Other Boob

When learning photoshop, that dude was only half-listening.

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So you’re looking to SPICE UP your sex life with a little ‘S&M’ action, but you don’t know the first thing about how to incorporate ‘pain’ into your pleasure? Don’t worry! Here are some super light S&M techniques that anyone can do (sometimes even intentionally!) to help you work your way up, starting with just a little bit of mild discomfort!

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These people put their sweat and blood into their art. Don’t ask about the blood part.

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Well-Endowed Spider-Man Statue Erected…Very Erected

Well-Endowed Spider-Man Statue Erected…Very Erected

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How long do you have to wait before you can talk about how bad it was?
What You Can Do After Sex, Based on How Long You’ve Been Together

How long do you have to wait before you can talk about how bad it was?

What You Can Do After Sex, Based on How Long You’ve Been Together

1. MIX IT UP

Even the greatest roommate sex-overhearing relationships can get tired. So mix it up once in a while: When you lean against your wall to hear your roommates’ grunts and moans better, try leaning in a new position!

2. INCORPORATE FOOD

Chocolate sauce or mango slices can be a great way to reinvigorate your senses while you eavesdrop. Or try alternating sips of ice water and hot water while you listen to your roommates intimately pleasure each other.

3. TAKE IT SLOW

Light some candles, make a playlist, and make a night of it. Tease yourself, slowly getting closer and closer to your roommates’ door until you feel like you’re going to explode. (But make sure you’re still far enough away that if they came out of the room, you wouldn’t seem creepy.)

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In round 3 of the Drawfee Olympics, Caldwell and Nathan see who can draw the best Obama by only using 5 lines. With guest judge Will Stephen 

Don’t forget to subscribe to The Drawfee Channel if you haven’t already 

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Oh, baby, that’s the spot. On the other side of that wall.

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