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Price Check on Sexual Homicide
There are some things money can’t buy.

Price Check on Sexual Homicide

There are some things money can’t buy.

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Kid is Miserable Despite Hooters
Of course he’s sad. His dad says it’s time to leave.

Kid is Miserable Despite Hooters

Of course he’s sad. His dad says it’s time to leave.

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Teddy Bear Blowjob
He’s giving that bear a good stuffing.

Teddy Bear Blowjob

He’s giving that bear a good stuffing.

(Source: reddit.com)

Reporter Wants Politician to Be Erected

“No, no—I was just doing an offensive impression!” This is one of those classic Freudian slips where instead of remembering your lines, family and future career, you think about penises. 

Warm Lovin’ Apparently Great with Yogurt
Hey, man, whatever gets you off. It’s none of my business.

Warm Lovin’ Apparently Great with Yogurt

Hey, man, whatever gets you off. It’s none of my business.

(Source: College Humor)

Nothing Sexual Going On At Beach
Just a bunch of people enjoying the beach. Nothing unusual here.

Nothing Sexual Going On At Beach

Just a bunch of people enjoying the beach. Nothing unusual here.

(Source: College Humor)

Sex Today Warning: “Do Not Use on Unexplained Calf Pain”
But explained calf pain is fine, right?

Sex Today Warning: “Do Not Use on Unexplained Calf Pain”

But explained calf pain is fine, right?

(Source: College Humor)

You Are Smelling This Guy’s Nuts
Not the kind of thing id normally advertise, but if it works for you, go right head.

You Are Smelling This Guy’s Nuts

Not the kind of thing id normally advertise, but if it works for you, go right head.

(Source: College Humor)

Table Repaired with Giant Dildo
You could have just nailed the leg back in.  It’s right there under the table.

Table Repaired with Giant Dildo

You could have just nailed the leg back in.  It’s right there under the table.

(Source: College Humor)

Only on days when there’s news.

Only on days when there’s news.

(Source: College Humor)

Bus Driver is Hung
Hey, if I had anything to brag about, I’d make a sign, too.

Bus Driver is Hung

Hey, if I had anything to brag about, I’d make a sign, too.

(Source: College Humor)

Glory Hole
The used bookstore had an awesome glory hole.

Glory Hole

The used bookstore had an awesome glory hole.

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Sexual harassment panda was finally replaced.

Sexual harassment panda was finally replaced.

(Source: College Humor)

Order Your Handjob Today

What are you waiting for/crying about?

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Click to vote this up or down on uPick!

(Source: College Humor)