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Should You Send That Dick Pic? [Click for the final answers]
It’s the question we’ve all been wondering.

Should You Send That Dick Pic? [Click for the final answers]

It’s the question we’ve all been wondering.

How Anthony Weiner Became Carlos Danger [Click for full post]
OK, Anthony. If you’re going to get back in the game, you need an alias. And not just any alias. You see, a man livin’ on the edge needs a name on the edge. A sunglasses-and-‘stache, panty-droppin’, blast-some-AC/DC-and-fuck-me-on-the-deck-of-the-speedboat kind of name. This is not your Joe Schmo-level sexting here. This is some James Bond, John McClane, Jack Reacher-level shit. So strap in, and get ready for take-off. It’s go-time.
Time for some inspiration. iPod Nano in the iHome. Playlists…. “Flex/Air-Hump in Mirror”. Yeah, that’ll do. That’ll do just fine. Shuffle. Well, well, well. What do we have here? “Smooth.” With my man Rob Thomas from Matchbox 20. Oooo yeah. Boy can sing. What a song. You know it well, the song that always gets you so… riled up and ready to go. All horned up from those Latin rhythms. By none other than… why, the ‘stached bandana-man himself, Mr. SANTANA. SANTANA, COMMA, CARLOS. Keep reading

How Anthony Weiner Became Carlos Danger [Click for full post]

OK, Anthony. If you’re going to get back in the game, you need an alias. And not just any alias. You see, a man livin’ on the edge needs a name on the edge. A sunglasses-and-‘stache, panty-droppin’, blast-some-AC/DC-and-fuck-me-on-the-deck-of-the-speedboat kind of name. This is not your Joe Schmo-level sexting here. This is some James Bond, John McClane, Jack Reacher-level shit. So strap in, and get ready for take-off. It’s go-time.

Time for some inspiration. iPod Nano in the iHome. Playlists…. “Flex/Air-Hump in Mirror”. Yeah, that’ll do. That’ll do just fine. Shuffle. Well, well, well. What do we have here? “Smooth.” With my man Rob Thomas from Matchbox 20. Oooo yeah. Boy can sing. What a song. You know it well, the song that always gets you so… riled up and ready to go. All horned up from those Latin rhythms. By none other than… why, the ‘stached bandana-man himself, Mr. SANTANA. SANTANA, COMMA, CARLOS. Keep reading

Crop Your Face Out Of Your Sexts

If you don’t have your face in your sexts, it’s like it never happened.

(Source: youtube.com)

Man Sends Back Shirtless Pic to Wrong Number 
Sorry, wrong sext. 

Man Sends Back Shirtless Pic to Wrong Number

Sorry, wrong sext. 

(Source: humortrain.com)

How to Make the Most of Your Thanksgiving Break [Click to continue reading]

My (now ex) girlfriend and I had seen the picture of facebook comments that went “I’m Hungary” “Maybe you should Czech the fridge” “I’m Russian to the kitchen” “Maybe you’ll find some Turkey” and so on. We had been casually using it in texts. One day, her parents saw a text that was us leading up to sexting, so it had kind of the same vibe. She decided we should have a code for when we wanted to start sexting, so we decided on “Czeching the fridge.” “I’m Hungary” meant “I’m horny.” It also allowed for phrases such as “I hope I find some breasts and thighs.” I’ll never hear those phrases the same way…

Sext Sent To the Wrong Person
How embarrassing, he didn’t use proper punctuation!

Sext Sent To the Wrong Person

How embarrassing, he didn’t use proper punctuation!

The results for our Great American Cell Phone Survey are in!
Click through to see more of what we found and to find out why if your parents are 40+, there’s a horrifyingly strong chance that they’re sending NSFW pictures of themselves. Seriously.

The results for our Great American Cell Phone Survey are in!

Click through to see more of what we found and to find out why if your parents are 40+, there’s a horrifyingly strong chance that they’re sending NSFW pictures of themselves. Seriously.

(Source: College Humor)