8 Animal-Based Sex Positions Other Than Doggy Style [Click for more]

Animal sex is horrifying.

The 5 Weirdest Sex Toys for Sale on Etsy [Click for full ads]

This is just the beginning. It only gets weirder. 

The 5 Weirdest Sex Toys for Sale on Etsy [Click for more adventure]

If we don’t help support these mom & pop businesses then Wal-Mart wins.

8 Upgrades Tinder Needs to Make Now [Click for some catfishing]

Is it a game or a dating app? You decide.

If Orgies Were Like Relationships [Click to watch]

It’s time to have The Talk. With everybody.

My boyfriend told me that he was an Eagle Scout. I found that kind of funny until he demonstrated his knot-tying skills one night…Let’s just say I’m a little more appreciative of what the Boy Scouts of America have taught him.

(Source: College Humor)

Rough Love: Yay, Boobs!

You see, I’m quite the nerd. When I first started dating my girlfriend, we went at it in my storage room. I then proceeded to have sex with her on top of my vintage Star Wars action figure collection. At that moment I felt like I shattered nerd stereotypes. But I also found out the packaging on the top layer of figures are now in less than mint condition :(

- Anonymous

Me and my boyfriend were hanging out when things started getting hot and heavy. When I took my top off, he looked at me and exclaimed “Yay! Boobs!”… He’s 25…. I’m pretty sure his mind stopped at 14…. It’s justified with his love of comic books!
- Anonymous

Ironic how my ex girlfriend was the one who taught me how to sell things on eBay considering everything she bought me is now up for auction.
- Anonymous

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10 People Correcting Grammar and Spelling on Porn Sites

Some people just perfer their pornos to be clean, struck-tured and ALL-OUT-FULL-FRONTAL NOODITY websites! 

If Orgies Were Like Relationships

It’s hard to settle down with just 7 people for the rest of your lives. 

How to Write Bestselling Erotic Fiction [Click for all your “How To” tips]

Erotic fiction is all the rage these days — and if you’re anything like me, your first response to this trend is, “No thanks,” and your second is, “But wait — can I cash in on that?!” Well, you are in luck! I am here to tell you that writing high-quality smut is as easy as I heard you were in high school. Tramp.

There are several important guidelines to follow when writing straight-up filthy filth for the masses. Keep these simple points in mind, and in no time at all you’ll be on board the gravy train that is the growing erotic fiction market. Just don’t think about the gravy too much. Let’s get started.

The First 35 Results of Your Porn Search [Click for full list you perv]

1. Plump-buttocked Naomi Gets Longdicked By The Maestro

2. Peevish Maid Brought To Her Senses Via Searing Kiss Of Buggy Whip

3. Hapless Russian Couple Attempts The Sex

4. Ugly High-school Teens Found Out By Angry Mom

5. Sardonic Duke Will Take His Pleasure Come What May

6. Sunset Fuck Broken Up By Jealous Fuzz

7. Vampire Newlyweds Bone On Cruiseship Dance Floor

8. Tightlaced Cellist Suffers Long-smitten Tympanist To Thump Her

9. Evil Seigneur Has At Serf With Outsize All-natural Jugs

10. Redheaded Bimbo Sports Freckled Titties Akimbo

11. Scuba Whore Tangos With Determined Octo-cock

12. Cleopatra Lookalike Teases Bf With Thoughtful Dance

13. Sex-obsessed Paramedic Sees His Chance (epic Fail)

14. Luckless Fisherman Netted By Obese Siren

And that’s not all! It’s human nature to want to see the rest.

Rough Love: Fire Alarms and Fat Bastard

Just after my girlfriend and I had some really hot sex, the fire alarm in her apartment building began screeching. That night we learned how fast the two of us could get dressed. Well…mostly dressed. I’m sure nobody noticed right? - Anonymous

I was having sex with this guy on his bedroom floor and got my period and it stained the carpet. I was too embarrassed to own up to it, so I convinced him that there must be something wrong with him because he came blood. He then spent the rest of the month freaking out because he thought his dick was broken. Little did he know, it was just my lady business. Sorry, not sorry. - averageandboring

Girls, an (useful) advice from a girl who’s boyfriend is a nerd: Give him a blowjob when he’s gaming! Seriously, the look on his face is priceless and he’ll be thankful. I promise! ;) - Riiwii

My girlfriend and I were about about to have sex when she said “Get in my belly”, I asked what said not quite believing what I had heard and she repeated “Get in my belly”. Needless to say it’s hard to be turned on when your girlfriend is impersonating Fat Bastard. - Anonymous

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Vegans F*ck All Night Long

The Secret About Vegans: They last longer 

(Source: youtube.com)

If You’re F*cking, You’re F*cking [Click to watch]

Reggie Watts has an idea that’s as simple as a simple idea.

(Source: youtube.com)

Rough Love: Does it still count as sex if the guy can’t get it up? [Click for more]

One out of three guys I’ve slept with couldn’t get it up. I wonder if it still counts as sleeping with them and whether I’m considered a slut, or maybe I’m just too hot and they were extremely nervous…. - Anonymous

Before me and my ex ever slept together (actual sleeping in a bed) she would spend forever in the bathroom. When I asked her one time why this was she left the room and came back with a note that said “I have bad gas at night”…She did! - Anonymous

One night I was over at my boyfriend’s house (now my ex). We were making out and it was getting pretty intense. At almost the exact moment our hands got into each other’s pants his dad opened the bedroom door we forgot to lock and said, “You guys coming down for dinner? Or have you already eaten?” - Anonymous

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