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1. MIX IT UP

Even the greatest roommate sex-overhearing relationships can get tired. So mix it up once in a while: When you lean against your wall to hear your roommates’ grunts and moans better, try leaning in a new position!

2. INCORPORATE FOOD

Chocolate sauce or mango slices can be a great way to reinvigorate your senses while you eavesdrop. Or try alternating sips of ice water and hot water while you listen to your roommates intimately pleasure each other.

3. TAKE IT SLOW

Light some candles, make a playlist, and make a night of it. Tease yourself, slowly getting closer and closer to your roommates’ door until you feel like you’re going to explode. (But make sure you’re still far enough away that if they came out of the room, you wouldn’t seem creepy.)

Finish reading 5 HOT New Ways to Spice Up How You Listen to Your Roommates Have Sex

Oh, baby, that’s the spot. On the other side of that wall.

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Use this wild guide to take your sex life to a whole new level of insane intimacy

Use this wild guide to take your sex life to a whole new level of insane intimacy

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They sure do have a way with words. 

Finish reading Pick Up Lines From Famous Authors

Jake and Amir: Table Read 2 

Actions speak louder than nerds.

We asked a bunch of cartoonists to draw comics around the theme of sex, dating, and relationships, here’s what they came up with

We asked a bunch of cartoonists to draw comics around the theme of sex, dating, and relationships, here’s what they came up with! 

4 more comics left! Finish reading These 7 Comics Prove Just How Complicated Dating Can Be

A couple weeks ago I posted "Disturbing Coloring Book Drawings" because who doesn’t enjoy a coloring of a space cat’s head exploding??? Following up with that, I wanted to highlight some of the more bizarre activity books that are out there. Ya know, in case you felt like doing some erotic connect the dots during a study break or something. 

Finish reading Activity Books Have Gotten Really Weird, You Guys

I hope you’re ready for a little knowledge, cuz Amazon wants to teach you the proper way to handle lion balls

Finish 13 Instructional Books To Avoid At All Costs 

Can we make less awkward?

Male lead needs replacing.

'how much do I owe you' joke wasn't funny.

"are you in yet" is cliché

Less apologizing at end.

Finish reading If Network Executives Gave Notes On Real Life Events

I’m not sure if you’ve noticed, but this Tinder thing seen seems to be really popular in hookup culture right now. Don’t fret if you’re striking out, you’re probably just asking women if they “want the pipe” all wrong. The tumblr TinderLines has hundreds of solid pick-up lines that are sure to score you a ride on the bang train. 

* Terrible and with a .0001 chance of working. 

Click for MORE: The 20 Best* Tinder Pick-up Lines To Get You Laid

CAMP: Harry and Madge

Kids’ songs about sex, drugs and giving handies.

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Click to finish: 25 Things You Say During Sex, And What You Really Mean

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Click to finish: What Disney Villains Would Look Like If They Were Hot

The better to seduce you with.

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