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SPICE THINGS UP in the bedroom by DOIN’ IT WHILE YOU KINDA HAVE TO PEE!

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Position #2: Having Sex On A WEEKNIGHT

How It Works: Another classic novice S&M position. Just have sex however you want, but do it on a weeknight when you have to wake up the next morning. EMBRACE THE PAIN.

How Do I Know If I’ve Done It Right? You’ll wake up, look at your phone, not believe the time, convince yourself you have to be reading the time wrong, then after realizing you’re super late and panicking, you’ll throw on some terrible clothes and rush out, spending the rest of the day TIRED AND SELF-CONSCIOUS ABOUT YOUR SMELLY UNSHOWEREDNESS.

Finish reading 5 Incredibly Simple S&M Sex Moves for Beginners 

So you’re looking to SPICE UP your sex life with a little ‘S&M’ action, but you don’t know the first thing about how to incorporate ‘pain’ into your pleasure? Don’t worry! Here are some super light S&M techniques that anyone can do (sometimes even intentionally!) to help you work your way up, starting with just a little bit of mild discomfort!

Finish reading 5 Incredibly Simple S&M Sex Moves for Beginners

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10 Sex Tips We Learned From Softcore Porn [Click for full article]

Those of us who had the grave misfortune to grow up in an era before high-speed internet were forced to acquire our teenage “naked people seeing” through the likes of Cinemax movies, HBO late-night series, and the occasional “Red Shoe Diaries” episode during Showtime free previews.