New Porn Site Features I Wish Existed [Click for more]
No more NSFW! This feature finally makes touchy time possible right in front of Craig.
Hall of Fame: The Six Girls You’ll Date in College
A prequel to the Four Women You’ll Marry.
Hall of Fame: Realistic Hollywood Sex Scene
Two souls intertwine forever. One of them is still wearing socks.
While fooling around in her basement, my girlfriend asked me to “touch her belly button” and was astounded that I didn’t know that “if you touch a girl’s belly button, she can feel it ‘down there.’” Needless to say, I fingered her bely button — hard. After faking it for a solid minute, she fell off the couch nearly in tears, and laughing. Sadly, I didn’t realize it was a joke,alize it was a joke, yet, and proceeded to apologize if I had hurt her while frantically asking what I did wrong so I didn’t make the same mistake next time. It was a decent story until she told her room mates.
- NVM
![Clean Comedy in a World of Gross-Out Humor and Subtle Sex Jokes [Click for full post]
I’m appalled at the sheer amount of gross-out humor, sex jokes and dirty words being used in comedy these days. Often they’re subtle, buried deep within seemingly “clean” material, but that doesn’t excuse it. Personally, I have resisted the urge to lower myself to making immature, crass sex jokes or anything in that vein, but it’s hard to pass that test. I cull ideas from experience, like every comic, and often my pen is drawn to that low hanging fruit, so it’s a struggle to keep it clean. I’m no prude and I don’t fear the taboo, be it well-worn territory or not, but whole crap bits based on dirty words take no skill to master. Bait the hook or drag a wide net and you’ll catch a little laugh with filth, but I’d rather make it hard on myself and handle my rod like a skilled angler. I see men (and women) in the crowd who want that, too. “Challenge us, sir! Come size up our intellect and entertain us,” their pained expressions say. As a performer I want to rise to the occasion, even if that means bumping heads with those who wish to stay in an intellectual hole or chasm. Continue](http://25.media.tumblr.com/c1f54ebd94f0ba23ceddd21c78b0515b/tumblr_mnza179ncR1qasthro1_500.jpg)
Clean Comedy in a World of Gross-Out Humor and Subtle Sex Jokes [Click for full post]
I’m appalled at the sheer amount of gross-out humor, sex jokes and dirty words being used in comedy these days. Often they’re subtle, buried deep within seemingly “clean” material, but that doesn’t excuse it. Personally, I have resisted the urge to lower myself to making immature, crass sex jokes or anything in that vein, but it’s hard to pass that test. I cull ideas from experience, like every comic, and often my pen is drawn to that low hanging fruit, so it’s a struggle to keep it clean. I’m no prude and I don’t fear the taboo, be it well-worn territory or not, but whole crap bits based on dirty words take no skill to master. Bait the hook or drag a wide net and you’ll catch a little laugh with filth, but I’d rather make it hard on myself and handle my rod like a skilled angler. I see men (and women) in the crowd who want that, too. “Challenge us, sir! Come size up our intellect and entertain us,” their pained expressions say. As a performer I want to rise to the occasion, even if that means bumping heads with those who wish to stay in an intellectual hole or chasm. Continue
![Rough Love: Hey, Girlfriend’s Mom and Girlfriend’s Dad![Click for more]
I never figured out what to call my girlfriend’s parents. No Mr and Mrs ____, no first names, just never figured it out. Decided I’d just go with the whole make eye contact and start talking thing. I did this for nine years. They didn’t notice until I brought it up during my speech at our wedding.- Anonymous
My boyfriend and I realized we both lost our virginity, to each other, watching Grandma’s Boy while high.- Anonymous
If you have a more magical story on how you lost your virginity (not possible) then send it to our Tumblr inbox.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/3ea644705616a3a22db57c70a4d40428/tumblr_mnoo8txptH1qasthro1_500.jpg)
Rough Love: Hey, Girlfriend’s Mom and Girlfriend’s Dad![Click for more]
I never figured out what to call my girlfriend’s parents. No Mr and Mrs ____, no first names, just never figured it out. Decided I’d just go with the whole make eye contact and start talking thing. I did this for nine years. They didn’t notice until I brought it up during my speech at our wedding.
- Anonymous
My boyfriend and I realized we both lost our virginity, to each other, watching Grandma’s Boy while high.
- Anonymous
If you have a more magical story on how you lost your virginity (not possible) then send it to our Tumblr inbox.
Actual Lesbians React To “Lesbian” Porn [Click to watch]
The more and more and more you know.
(Source: youtube.com)
We Can’t Do Samesies For a While
A man should lay down with his woman, not his samesie…or his lady sheep.
(Source: youtube.com)
Actual Lesbians React to “Lesbian” Porn
Some hot and bothered girl-on-“girl-on-girl” action.
(Source: youtube.com)
Rough Love: That Was The Dog’s Tongue
I told my girlfriend that I thought waking up to a blow job would be the greatest thing ever. Sure enough, a few weeks later I woke up to what I thought was her licking my sack. I kept my eyes closed and pretended I was still sleeping. A minute later I heard her laughing but the licking continued. I opened my eyes and her dog was in between my legs… She was watching the whole time and decided not to tell me. Glad she thought it was hilarious, because I’m scarred.
- Anonymous
![All-Nighter: Robot Sex Toy [Click to watch]
He’ll last all night (on a full charge).](http://24.media.tumblr.com/fec5c46f7dafb9105c6e0dc15ec3c092/tumblr_mnbkb9nM951qasthro1_500.gif)
The Maury Show is Getting a Little Extreme
And people say they’re running out of topics…
(Source: reddit.com)
