When my mom wants to search for something on the internet, she goes to google.com, searches yahoo.com, clicks the link to yahoo, then searches things there. Her reason? “I just don’t understand how google works.” WTF.
![The First 35 Results of Your Porn Search [Click for full list you perv]
1. Plump-buttocked Naomi Gets Longdicked By The Maestro
2. Peevish Maid Brought To Her Senses Via Searing Kiss Of Buggy Whip
3. Hapless Russian Couple Attempts The Sex
4. Ugly High-school Teens Found Out By Angry Mom
5. Sardonic Duke Will Take His Pleasure Come What May
6. Sunset Fuck Broken Up By Jealous Fuzz
7. Vampire Newlyweds Bone On Cruiseship Dance Floor
8. Tightlaced Cellist Suffers Long-smitten Tympanist To Thump Her
9. Evil Seigneur Has At Serf With Outsize All-natural Jugs
10. Redheaded Bimbo Sports Freckled Titties Akimbo
11. Scuba Whore Tangos With Determined Octo-cock
12. Cleopatra Lookalike Teases Bf With Thoughtful Dance
13. Sex-obsessed Paramedic Sees His Chance (epic Fail)
14. Luckless Fisherman Netted By Obese Siren
And that’s not all! It’s human nature to want to see the rest.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/79f2ccf01a9cdedbe711426ce5b6cc2d/tumblr_ml3rdhQ8kf1qasthro1_r1_500.png)
The First 35 Results of Your Porn Search [Click for full list you perv]
1. Plump-buttocked Naomi Gets Longdicked By The Maestro
2. Peevish Maid Brought To Her Senses Via Searing Kiss Of Buggy Whip
3. Hapless Russian Couple Attempts The Sex
4. Ugly High-school Teens Found Out By Angry Mom
5. Sardonic Duke Will Take His Pleasure Come What May
6. Sunset Fuck Broken Up By Jealous Fuzz
7. Vampire Newlyweds Bone On Cruiseship Dance Floor
8. Tightlaced Cellist Suffers Long-smitten Tympanist To Thump Her
9. Evil Seigneur Has At Serf With Outsize All-natural Jugs
10. Redheaded Bimbo Sports Freckled Titties Akimbo
11. Scuba Whore Tangos With Determined Octo-cock
12. Cleopatra Lookalike Teases Bf With Thoughtful Dance
13. Sex-obsessed Paramedic Sees His Chance (epic Fail)
14. Luckless Fisherman Netted By Obese Siren
And that’s not all! It’s human nature to want to see the rest.
“My dad types any website he wants to go to in a search bar because he is convinced that if he types it into the URL bar he will get a virus. He also only uses Yahoo Search because he thinks that if he uses Google, Yahoo will know he is “cheating” on them and delete his account.”
How Long Does it Take to Grow a Condom
About as long as it takes to grow your virginity tree.
(Source: reddit.com)
Skeleton Aware He Doesn’t Fit in to Image Search
“Come on, Google, don’t make me go to this search result. It’s gonna be nothing but french fries. I won’t know anyone.”
(Source: reddit.com)
Does Marker Come Off a Laptop Screen?
Probably should have clicked “I’m feeling lucky.”
(Source: niknak79)
![Fake Google Search Easter Eggs [click to view larger]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luij8dumzx1qasthro1_500.jpg)
