Screencap - Sorry for your loss
Screencap - Have one on hand
Screencap - You can type Chinese?!
How do they make keyboards for that?
“My buddy sent me this and I couldn’t quit laughing!”
Screencap - You’ve clearly thought this through
Screencap - How to Respond to a Fire Alarm
Step 1: Log into Facebook
Step 2: Get burned alive
Screencap - Gotcha
Screencap - I don’t think that’s how the Ke$ha version goes.
The hard-on part doesn’t come till later.
Screencap - I can be your lavatory