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My Life is SUCH an Action Movie [Click for full article]
Okay, where was I? Ah, I was—Shit, sorry, forgot to turn my spy gear off. Can you believe everything we’ve said or done while being held captive in this evil lair miles upon miles off of the Barbary Coast was being recorded in high definition and perfect sound quality by this pair of contacts. It’s no wonder I couldn’t sleep in them. I don’t know why we haven’t been rescued yet, but I’m sure it has something to do with a double agent, or my boss being held prisoner in the skull-shaped cave next to us. You might remember something similar happening in a Stallone, Statham, or Schwarzenegger movie, but I’m not making this up—it could happen. My life is just like that. This WOULD happen to me, and did. [Keep Reading]

My Life is SUCH an Action Movie [Click for full article]

Okay, where was I? Ah, I was—Shit, sorry, forgot to turn my spy gear off. Can you believe everything we’ve said or done while being held captive in this evil lair miles upon miles off of the Barbary Coast was being recorded in high definition and perfect sound quality by this pair of contacts. It’s no wonder I couldn’t sleep in them. I don’t know why we haven’t been rescued yet, but I’m sure it has something to do with a double agent, or my boss being held prisoner in the skull-shaped cave next to us. You might remember something similar happening in a Stallone, Statham, or Schwarzenegger movie, but I’m not making this up—it could happen. My life is just like that. This WOULD happen to me, and did. [Keep Reading]

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160 Greatest Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes

These are great, but i think i would have been satisfied with “Talk to the hand” being all 160 of them.