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You’re blog is like the PS Vita. It’s not bad, it’s just no one gives a shit.  Most people treat your blog like your mom finding a diary that you’re bad at hiding.  They’ll open it, realize what they’re reading, and then quickly put it away. While you were abroad, you had adventures that needed to be shared with everyone, but you made the mistake of putting it in writing.  If you wanted people to read about your time overseas you should have written your blog in memes.  No one’s passing up a cat saying, “I can gets top of the Eifel Tower?”   
Finish reading 6 Rules for Reentering Society After a Semester Abroad

You’re blog is like the PS Vita. It’s not bad, it’s just no one gives a shit.  Most people treat your blog like your mom finding a diary that you’re bad at hiding.  They’ll open it, realize what they’re reading, and then quickly put it away. While you were abroad, you had adventures that needed to be shared with everyone, but you made the mistake of putting it in writing.  If you wanted people to read about your time overseas you should have written your blog in memes.  No one’s passing up a cat saying, “I can gets top of the Eifel Tower?”   

Finish reading 6 Rules for Reentering Society After a Semester Abroad

Which on are you?

Read The 5 Members of Your Final Group Project

The point is, ladies and gentleman, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good! 

Full Article►►►The 5 Most Important Things You Should (But Won’t) Learn From a College Business Degree

The most effective bizmeth for augmenting analytical productivity is to ensure higher order thinking buzzword compliancy augments by at least 57.6% in brick and mortar facilities. (Translation: you need to use business-talk to communicate with people.)

Read The 5 Most Important Things You Should (But Won’t) Learn From a College Business Degree

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POV: Failing a Test

Need help getting out of a test for finals week? We have you covered.

Will somebody try this?

My girlfriend and I spent Halloween at my house. Things got a little too carried away and I ended up getting a hickey. No one noticed at school noticed except for one teacher, he just gave me a look and said “watch out for those vampires.”

Student Gets Detention For Being All Our Heroes
You only get expelled once.

Student Gets Detention For Being All Our Heroes

You only get expelled once.

(Source: lizthefangirl)

If you have study something, let it be this flowchart.

Finish the Flowchart: How Badly Are You Going To Bomb Your Midterm?

Japanese Children Sing the Dayman Song from It’s Always Sunny

Coolest. Kindergarten. Teacher. Ever.

(Source: youtube.com)

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Just a Typical Pre-School Field Trip in NYC

What did we learn today, kids? Actually, nevermind.

(Source: youtube.com)

Good morning, Country, I’ll be your substitute government for the day and possibly for a while.

Finish reading The Government’s Substitute Teacher

Professor Has Yet To See The ‘Breaking Bad’ Finale
College just got a little less Breaking Bad and a little more Fight Club.

Professor Has Yet To See The ‘Breaking Bad’ Finale

College just got a little less Breaking Bad and a little more Fight Club.