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Full Article►►►The 5 Most Important Things You Should (But Won’t) Learn From a College Business Degree

The most effective bizmeth for augmenting analytical productivity is to ensure higher order thinking buzzword compliancy augments by at least 57.6% in brick and mortar facilities. (Translation: you need to use business-talk to communicate with people.)

Read The 5 Most Important Things You Should (But Won’t) Learn From a College Business Degree

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POV: Failing a Test

Need help getting out of a test for finals week? We have you covered.

Will somebody try this?

My girlfriend and I spent Halloween at my house. Things got a little too carried away and I ended up getting a hickey. No one noticed at school noticed except for one teacher, he just gave me a look and said “watch out for those vampires.”

Student Gets Detention For Being All Our Heroes
You only get expelled once.

Student Gets Detention For Being All Our Heroes

You only get expelled once.

(Source: lizthefangirl)

If you have study something, let it be this flowchart.

Finish the Flowchart: How Badly Are You Going To Bomb Your Midterm?

Japanese Children Sing the Dayman Song from It’s Always Sunny

Coolest. Kindergarten. Teacher. Ever.

(Source: youtube.com)

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Just a Typical Pre-School Field Trip in NYC

What did we learn today, kids? Actually, nevermind.

(Source: youtube.com)

Good morning, Country, I’ll be your substitute government for the day and possibly for a while.

Finish reading The Government’s Substitute Teacher

Professor Has Yet To See The ‘Breaking Bad’ Finale
College just got a little less Breaking Bad and a little more Fight Club.

Professor Has Yet To See The ‘Breaking Bad’ Finale

College just got a little less Breaking Bad and a little more Fight Club.

Daniel is Way Cooler Than Daniel
That’s Mr. The Cooler Daniel to you.

Daniel is Way Cooler Than Daniel

That’s Mr. The Cooler Daniel to you.

(Source: reddit.com)

Kid Writes Depressing Note to Teacher, Gets Equally Sad Response
A for effort, D for life…

Kid Writes Depressing Note to Teacher, Gets Equally Sad Response

A for effort, D for life…

(Source: reddit.com)

This Professor May Be Lazy, But is Also Kinda the Best
Oh and are we also supposed to just say yes to drugs now too? Because someone tells us to? Yeah okay I’ll click true.

This Professor May Be Lazy, But is Also Kinda the Best

Oh and are we also supposed to just say yes to drugs now too? Because someone tells us to? Yeah okay I’ll click true.