Teacher Obviously Browses Reddit
Perhaps they should consider a career in 4chan.
(Source: nextly.com)
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Jason, 13, sits in the back of Ms. Stevens’ 7th Grade Algebra class.
Jason: That’s enough, you’ve had your fun. Now it’s time to come down.
Boner: Not until I get what I deserve!
Jason: I will not negotiate with a mad man.
Boner: No? Then I’ll BLOW UP! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?!
Jason: No, no, no. No one wants that. Come down and we’ll talk like men.
Boner: Don’t fuckin’ patronize me, man. I know as soon as I come down you’ll forget all about me. I’M GONNA BLOW. I SWEAR TO GOD I’LL DO IT!
Jason: Do you remember ‘86? You want us to end up like Tommy Fitz? Ring a bell? 8th grader. Pooped his pants in gym and had to transfer schools. We don’t want another Fitz situation on our hands.
Boner: You think I want to be like this. You brought me here. You did this to me. You turned me into this monster.
Jason: Me? How?
Boner: You! EVERYONE! Jessica Callahan. Ms. Stevens’ tight sweater. The parabola on page 22. So curvy! YOU DID THIS TO ME!
Jason: Mistakes have been made on both sides, but it doesn’t have to end this way. Talk to me.
Boner: I just want my freedom. I’m locked up like an animal in here! I demand fresh air 24/7.
Jason: You know we can’t do that. Continue](http://24.media.tumblr.com/a5a15ec3e6755ad7554dc6d33cbeb359/tumblr_mhwzsiw1OF1qasthro1_500.png)
Talking Down Your Classroom Boner [Click for full post]
Jason, 13, sits in the back of Ms. Stevens’ 7th Grade Algebra class.
Jason: That’s enough, you’ve had your fun. Now it’s time to come down.
Boner: Not until I get what I deserve!
Jason: I will not negotiate with a mad man.
Boner: No? Then I’ll BLOW UP! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?!
Jason: No, no, no. No one wants that. Come down and we’ll talk like men.
Boner: Don’t fuckin’ patronize me, man. I know as soon as I come down you’ll forget all about me. I’M GONNA BLOW. I SWEAR TO GOD I’LL DO IT!
Jason: Do you remember ‘86? You want us to end up like Tommy Fitz? Ring a bell? 8th grader. Pooped his pants in gym and had to transfer schools. We don’t want another Fitz situation on our hands.
Boner: You think I want to be like this. You brought me here. You did this to me. You turned me into this monster.
Jason: Me? How?
Boner: You! EVERYONE! Jessica Callahan. Ms. Stevens’ tight sweater. The parabola on page 22. So curvy! YOU DID THIS TO ME!
Jason: Mistakes have been made on both sides, but it doesn’t have to end this way. Talk to me.
Boner: I just want my freedom. I’m locked up like an animal in here! I demand fresh air 24/7.
Jason: You know we can’t do that. Continue
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Dance like the Ref isn’t watching.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/a0586e6843180c4e384e8031b118b4b7/tumblr_mhjsvkO8aH1qasthro1_500.png)
“The first day of my C++ programming class, my professor stood up and said “I don’t care what you guys do in this class. If you want to eat, drink, smoke…. go ahead.”
Classroom - As Long As You Don’t Distract Anyone
“I work as a supply teacher. The school district I work for just put up a firewall blocking CollegeHumor. I have no idea how I will survive my days, now.”
“Tear down this wall!”
Kid Snippets: Kid Visits Mean School Nurse
It’s the doctor’s office, with more baby talk.
(Source: youtube.com)
Elementary School Student Predicts Awesome Future
At least the divorce rate will drop.
(Source: reddit.com)
“A couple semesters ago, I took a calculus class with a professor who was…eccentric. He claimed to sleep one hour per night and wrote “Danger: THERE BE DRAGONS!” on every study guide. One time, he gave the class a practice problem that required us to imagine that we had been kidnapped, trapped in the trunk of a car, and had to figure out how far we were from our starting point based on the bumps in the road.”
Classroom - Trapped in the Trunk
