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Good morning, Country, I’ll be your substitute government for the day and possibly for a while.

Finish reading The Government’s Substitute Teacher

Professor Has Yet To See The ‘Breaking Bad’ Finale
College just got a little less Breaking Bad and a little more Fight Club.

Professor Has Yet To See The ‘Breaking Bad’ Finale

College just got a little less Breaking Bad and a little more Fight Club.

Daniel is Way Cooler Than Daniel
That’s Mr. The Cooler Daniel to you.

Daniel is Way Cooler Than Daniel

That’s Mr. The Cooler Daniel to you.

(Source: reddit.com)

Kid Writes Depressing Note to Teacher, Gets Equally Sad Response
A for effort, D for life…

Kid Writes Depressing Note to Teacher, Gets Equally Sad Response

A for effort, D for life…

(Source: reddit.com)

This Professor May Be Lazy, But is Also Kinda the Best
Oh and are we also supposed to just say yes to drugs now too? Because someone tells us to? Yeah okay I’ll click true.

This Professor May Be Lazy, But is Also Kinda the Best

Oh and are we also supposed to just say yes to drugs now too? Because someone tells us to? Yeah okay I’ll click true.

The Top 10 Fictional Schools We Wish We Attended [Click to see the last 2]

"You see us in the simplest Facebook terms, in the most convenient Facebook definitions." 

What High School Cliches Are Like on Facebook [Click for full article]

10 Goodest Ways Public Schools Failed Me
10. The koolest teachaz neva sucked mah dick. Only lamez :-/ 8. The diffrence b/w thur and thurr is crazy 2 me. 7. Bully’s dunk me in toylit alot.. 6. Every1 hav da same Stewie pj pant. 5. Every1 hav da same Cartmen pj pant. 4. No1 cum 2 bball gamez or hav spiriit n clap. 3. Waist taex $$$. 2. Kollegez say not yes @ mah apply :-””[ 1. No preying in class.

10 Goodest Ways Public Schools Failed Me

10. The koolest teachaz neva sucked mah dick. Only lamez :-/ 

8. The diffrence b/w thur and thurr is crazy 2 me. 

7. Bully’s dunk me in toylit alot.. 

6. Every1 hav da same Stewie pj pant. 

5. Every1 hav da same Cartmen pj pant. 

4. No1 cum 2 bball gamez or hav spiriit n clap. 

3. Waist taex $$$. 

2. Kollegez say not yes @ mah apply :-””[ 

1. No preying in class.

Girl Creates Impressive Dry Erase Board Art

DO NOT ERASE.

(Source: tickld.com)

Can You Unfriend This Person?
Before you block someone on Facebook, consult this handy Flowchart! 

Can You Unfriend This Person?

Before you block someone on Facebook, consult this handy Flowchart! 

Teacher Forces Student to Wear Cone of Shame
Kids. They’re such dogs.

Teacher Forces Student to Wear Cone of Shame

Kids. They’re such dogs.

(Source: reddit.com)

Friends Who Have Similar Last Names Share Best Picture in Yearbook
Looks like someone is Lady and the Tramp-ing it.

Friends Who Have Similar Last Names Share Best Picture in Yearbook

Looks like someone is Lady and the Tramp-ing it.

(Source: finestqualitycrappyblogging)

The Best History Teacher Yearbook Photo
Oh Captain! My Captain!

The Best History Teacher Yearbook Photo

Oh Captain! My Captain!

Everything is Hard and Boring
Ah, the majesty of young minds. 

Everything is Hard and Boring

Ah, the majesty of young minds. 

(Source: kanyewesticle)

The CollegeHumor All-Nighter is THIS THURSDAY, MAY 23rd

THIS WEEK!  Thursday, May 23rd, 8 pm EST to 8 am EST: The sun will set and the sun will then rise.  All while we entertain you through the night.  It’s happening…