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9 Simpsons Characters Who Are Way Darker Than You Remember
Mrs. Skinner is painted as the quintessential overbearing mother, but I would argue that the opposite is true. There’s a lot wrong with the episode “The Principal and the Pauper”, in which it turns out Principal Skinner is actually an impostor named Armand Tanzarian, but I would argue that the worst part of it is the old woman’s willingness cut her biological son out of her life forever (by tying him to a train no less) in favor of the man that stole his identity.
Key Line: ”I’m sorry, Seymour.  It’s nice you’re alive, but you’re just not what I’m looking for in a son.  I’m glad you understand.”

9 Simpsons Characters Who Are Way Darker Than You Remember

Mrs. Skinner is painted as the quintessential overbearing mother, but I would argue that the opposite is true. There’s a lot wrong with the episode “The Principal and the Pauper”, in which it turns out Principal Skinner is actually an impostor named Armand Tanzarian, but I would argue that the worst part of it is the old woman’s willingness cut her biological son out of her life forever (by tying him to a train no less) in favor of the man that stole his identity.

Key Line: ”I’m sorry, Seymour.  It’s nice you’re alive, but you’re just not what I’m looking for in a son.  I’m glad you understand.”

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE don’t fart in class and have that be my nickname forever…

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Yeeeep.

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Two points for each overheated uncle who passes out.

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No one ever taught me how to write a goddamn cover letter!

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