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The Broke-Ass Student Scholarship Contest [Click for money]
We know you’re broke so don’t even try to lie to us. Why else would you be wearing those clothes? Here’s the deal. We’ll give you $5,000 if you can tell us why you’re so broke. Upload a pic or vid showing us how broke your poor ass is and we’ll fork over some money. Sound like a deal? Cool. Enter now because we expect YOU to win. 

The Broke-Ass Student Scholarship Contest [Click for money]

We know you’re broke so don’t even try to lie to us. Why else would you be wearing those clothes? Here’s the deal. We’ll give you $5,000 if you can tell us why you’re so broke. Upload a pic or vid showing us how broke your poor ass is and we’ll fork over some money. Sound like a deal? Cool. Enter now because we expect YOU to win. 

We’re excited to announce that we have picked the two most average students of them all. These two normal-achievers will each receive $5,000 to apply toward their tuition for all their kind-of work. Thank you to all of our applicants but we’re sorry to say, you were all just a little too successful, accomplished and/or notable. See the Runner Ups 

CollegeHumor Average Student Scholarship Contest [Click to apply]
College opportunities are priceless, but if you’re doing an average job of taking advantage of them, apply for the Average Student Scholarship. If you’re judged to be normal enough, you could WIN $5,000. Enter now!

CollegeHumor Average Student Scholarship Contest [Click to apply]

College opportunities are priceless, but if you’re doing an average job of taking advantage of them, apply for the Average Student Scholarship. If you’re judged to be normal enough, you could WIN $5,000. Enter now!

CollegeHumor’s Average Student Scholarship Contest [Click to enter]
We’re going to give 2 lucky average students $5,000 just for being themselves. Don’t assume you can’t win (although that’s totally the kind of thinking that makes you so eligible). Apply now.

CollegeHumor’s Average Student Scholarship Contest [Click to enter]

We’re going to give 2 lucky average students $5,000 just for being themselves. Don’t assume you can’t win (although that’s totally the kind of thinking that makes you so eligible). Apply now.

The Average Student Scholarship Contest [Click to apply]

Why is it that there are tons of scholarships for academically excellent students, tons of scholarships for academically challenged students and not a damn thing for the majority of the students in the middle? We don’t know, either. That’s why we’re going to give 2 lucky average students $5,000 just for being themselves. Apply here!

The Average Student Scholarship Contest [Click to submit your entry]
Did you sign up for 3 clubs but never attend meetings? Is your GPA a 2.1? Would some of your professors have a hard time remembering if you were in their class? If so, enter now for a chance to win one of two $5,000 grand prizes! We hope you’re not exceptional.

The Average Student Scholarship Contest [Click to submit your entry]

Did you sign up for 3 clubs but never attend meetings? Is your GPA a 2.1? Would some of your professors have a hard time remembering if you were in their class? If so, enter now for a chance to win one of two $5,000 grand prizes! We hope you’re not exceptional.

The Average Student Scholarship Contest [Click for a chance to win]
Are you intelligent, athletic, or emotionally stable? If so, then we’re not interested in you. We’re looking for the most average, run-of-the-mill, regular students who need a big check to help fund their college education. Apply now for a chance to win one of two $5,000 grand prizes in our first ever Average Student Scholarship Contest. You can find all the guidelines on how to submit right here. We’d wish you good luck, but a real average student never seems to have any.

The Average Student Scholarship Contest [Click for a chance to win]

Are you intelligent, athletic, or emotionally stable? If so, then we’re not interested in you. We’re looking for the most average, run-of-the-mill, regular students who need a big check to help fund their college education. Apply now for a chance to win one of two $5,000 grand prizes in our first ever Average Student Scholarship Contest. You can find all the guidelines on how to submit right here. We’d wish you good luck, but a real average student never seems to have any.