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Probably Best Not to Engage This Model in a Snowball Fight
Those are the eyes of a man whose snow balls are actually just chunks of ice. 

Probably Best Not to Engage This Model in a Snowball Fight

Those are the eyes of a man whose snow balls are actually just chunks of ice. 

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Finish reading Ranking The 10 Creepiest Olympic Mascots

Which mascot would you most fear being locked in a room with?

18 Close Calls That Would Probably Make You Poop Yourself
Good thing you wore your Depends today. 

These Creatures Are Living Proof Aliens Exist and This Planet is Terrifying

You're Gonna Feel Pretty Weirded Out After Looking at These 13 Gifs »
Is This a Dog or Fucking Predator?

Is This a Dog or Fucking Predator?

These Creatures Are Living Proof Aliens Exist and This Planet is Terrifying

1. The Anglerfish has a goddamn glowstick on its head.

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2. The Tomopteris is a glow worm thingy that would slither through your nightmares.

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3. This thing that is literally a crossbreed between Predator and a shrimp.

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4. The Magnapinna Squid which is the Slenderman of the sea.

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5. Holy shit this fucking Ctenophora jellyfish creature that is ready to go to a rave in hell.

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6. The Purple Man O’ War that at first you’re like aw, yer a cute little fella, and then you realize is so poisonous it will fuck your day with it’s bubble body.

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7. The Sarcastic Fingerhead that is not actually sarcatic but will eat your face.

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These Creatures Are Living Proof Aliens Exist and This Planet is Terrifying »
This Mannequin is Intensely Fapping
Stiff as a board.

This Mannequin is Intensely Fapping

Stiff as a board.

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14 Horrifying Mouth Eyes That’ll Chill You to Your Core(nea) [Click to finish freaking out]

Smile and say OH MY GOD PLEASE NO.

One day a man was digging through the fridge in the office lunchroom when he saw a big burrito on a shelf. He pulled it out and admired it.

"That’s a nice looking burrito," he thought, "I’m going to eat it."

An hour later the man heard a strange sound. He listened closely. It sounded like a voice.

"Where is my burrito?" it groaned.

When the man heard that, he got very scared. But he thought, “there’s no proof I took it.”

Then he heard the voice again, only closer this time.

"Seriously, guys, where is my burrito?" it groaned.

The man directed his attention back to his computer, hoping that the voice would go away. Then he heard the voice again. Right next to his desk.

"This isn’t cool. Someone took my burrito," it GROOAAAANED.

"I saw Barry eating a burrito" said Carol.

"Oh shit," thought the man, who was named Barry. He looked up at Todd, who up to this point was just a voice he had been trying to ignore.

"What the fuck, Barry?" Todd GROANED, "Why would you do that?"

Then everyone had to participate in a seminar about office courtesy run by HR, EVEN IF THEY HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH “THE BURRITO INCIDENT”!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! 

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Can You Get Through These 23 Horrifying Gifs Without Peeing Yourself?

These Stalker Animals are Out to Get You »
Gif of the Afternoon - Ghost Copter [Click to animate]
Batteries sold separately. IN HELL.

Gif of the Afternoon - Ghost Copter [Click to animate]

Batteries sold separately. IN HELL.

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Looks Like Times Are Tough For Horror Movie Star Chucky
The Japanese version of “Child’s Play” was A LOT scarier.

Looks Like Times Are Tough For Horror Movie Star Chucky

The Japanese version of “Child’s Play” was A LOT scarier.

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