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14 Horrifying Mouth Eyes That’ll Chill You to Your Core(nea) [Click to finish freaking out]

Smile and say OH MY GOD PLEASE NO.

One day a man was digging through the fridge in the office lunchroom when he saw a big burrito on a shelf. He pulled it out and admired it.

"That’s a nice looking burrito," he thought, "I’m going to eat it."

An hour later the man heard a strange sound. He listened closely. It sounded like a voice.

"Where is my burrito?" it groaned.

When the man heard that, he got very scared. But he thought, “there’s no proof I took it.”

Then he heard the voice again, only closer this time.

"Seriously, guys, where is my burrito?" it groaned.

The man directed his attention back to his computer, hoping that the voice would go away. Then he heard the voice again. Right next to his desk.

"This isn’t cool. Someone took my burrito," it GROOAAAANED.

"I saw Barry eating a burrito" said Carol.

"Oh shit," thought the man, who was named Barry. He looked up at Todd, who up to this point was just a voice he had been trying to ignore.

"What the fuck, Barry?" Todd GROANED, "Why would you do that?"

Then everyone had to participate in a seminar about office courtesy run by HR, EVEN IF THEY HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH “THE BURRITO INCIDENT”!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! 

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Batteries sold separately. IN HELL.

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Batteries sold separately. IN HELL.

(Source: reddit.com)

Looks Like Times Are Tough For Horror Movie Star Chucky
The Japanese version of “Child’s Play” was A LOT scarier.

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The Japanese version of “Child’s Play” was A LOT scarier.

(Source: reddit.com)

Happy HallowNOPE!

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Broken Printer Results in the Most Terrifying Picture of Nic Cage in All of History
Because Nic Cage not in what looks to be 1930s blackface wasn’t scary enough.

Broken Printer Results in the Most Terrifying Picture of Nic Cage in All of History

Because Nic Cage not in what looks to be 1930s blackface wasn’t scary enough.

(Source: reddit.com)

33 Year Old Attempts to Become Justin Bieber
Baby, baby, baby, no.

33 Year Old Attempts to Become Justin Bieber

Baby, baby, baby, no.

(Source: reddit.com)

Living with Jigsaw

Wanna play a game? Madden? Halo?

(Source: youtube.com)

Wrecking Ball: Source Filmmaker Version

Gettin’ me all hot and bothered.

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(Source: youtube.com)

Gif of the Afternoon - Ghosts Sending Threatening Messages [Click to animate]
If you can read this, we’re spooking you.

Gif of the Afternoon - Ghosts Sending Threatening Messages [Click to animate]

If you can read this, we’re spooking you.

(Source: reddit.com)

Posing For a Picture with a Tiger…
Smile for your sudden death.

Posing For a Picture with a Tiger…

Smile for your sudden death.

(Source: reddit.com)

Squirrel Gets Head Stuck in Halloween Decoration
Pretty nuts.

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Pretty nuts.

(Source: imgdonkey)

Everything around you is terrifying if you really put your mind to it.

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