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Weird Al Made Up His Own Lyrics for The Emmy-Nominated Shows

Weird Al continued his domination of the summer of 2014 by singing the lyrics to several of this year’s Emmy-nominated shows. Specifically the one’s that don’t have any lyrics to begin with like Mad Men, Game of Thrones, Homeland, and Scandal.

 I’m now going to have Al’s lyrics “here come dragons galore and some boobs..” stuck in my head every time I watch Game of Thrones from here on out.  

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A Dog Reviews TV Shows

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Hey folks, Biscuit here — I don’t usually like looking at the tv, but I randomly do sometimes and react to things, so here’s MY take on some of the most PUP-ular shows on tv! Popular. Sorry, typo.

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LOVED the part where that bird was squawking, and those gunshot noises briefly got my attention. Mistook a ‘creaking’ noise for the front door and barked at nothing for six minutes. B+

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I was REALLY into that part where the doorbell rang, and I enjoyed those couple times the elevator ‘ding’ed, but other than that, the dialogue didn’t really do much for me. 

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I was surprisingly uninterested when that dog came on the screen, even though my master kept trying to get me to look at it. Left the room before it ended.

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Party scene was TOO LOUD. Spent twenty seconds looking around nervously, then calmed back down. Car horn was cool though. Also, that relationship between Shoshanna and Ray?? NO bird noises.

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Hey folks, Biscuit here — I don’t usually like looking at the tv, but I randomly do sometimes and react to things, so here’s MY take on some of the most PUP-ular shows on tv! Popular. Sorry, typo.
Read A Dog Reviews TV Shows

Hey folks, Biscuit here — I don’t usually like looking at the tv, but I randomly do sometimes and react to things, so here’s MY take on some of the most PUP-ular shows on tv! Popular. Sorry, typo.

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How to Tell If Your Puppy Has Been Involved in a Sex Scandal
I did not have sexual relations with that leg.

How to Tell If Your Puppy Has Been Involved in a Sex Scandal

I did not have sexual relations with that leg.

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The Paula Deen Scandal Explained in One GIF
Catch Up on GIFs, since you don’t have time for the news

The Paula Deen Scandal Explained in One GIF

Catch Up on GIFs, since you don’t have time for the news

James Bond Resigns Following 790 Sexual Affairs [Click for Full Report]
James Bond, a longtime agent with the British Secret Service, has announced his resignation after being implicated in a vast number of sexual affairs. He issued the following statement earlier today:
Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen, and thank you for coming. I am here to announce that I am stepping down from my position with British Intelligence and handing in my License To Kill, effective immediately. The fact is, I willingly engaged in conduct unbefitting an individual in my profession, as I have engaged in inappropriate sexual contact with approximately 790 different individuals during my tenure with this organization, in a variety of locations around the world including numerous boats, moving vehicles, and areas just outside volcanic villain lairs, often times massively endangering myself, my sexual partner, and my mission in the process.
First off, I’d like to apologize to everyone I’ve hurt: To the British government and its citizens, to M, to Miss Moneypenny, and most of all, to my loving wife of more than 30 years, Susan Wertz-Bond. Suzie, you’ll always be my rock, and I thank you for all of your unwavering support during this trying time.
Now, a lot of you didn’t know I was married, and there’s a reason for that: I’m an international superagent who constantly puts myself and those around me in mortal danger. Do you really expect me to go around wearing a wedding band and mentioning my wife willy-nilly when I’m banging villain-mistresses by the half-dozen inside laser-guarded kill-chambers? Sure, if I didn’t love my wife and wanted someone to come kidnap her, I could say “sorry I’m married” and refrain from constant sex with mysterious and often incredibly dangerous strangers, but I’ve never been one to take the easy way out. And yes, this also applies to when I’m off duty and frequent local pubs, and when I banged that Chili’s hostess six weeks ago, and when I slept with my wife’s sister Denise while she was visiting her grandmother in the hospital: The fact is, you just never know who’s secretly an evil double-agent, so it’s best to just never mention your wife in front of anyone, ever. I stand by that. [Keep Reading]

James Bond Resigns Following 790 Sexual Affairs [Click for Full Report]

James Bond, a longtime agent with the British Secret Service, has announced his resignation after being implicated in a vast number of sexual affairs. He issued the following statement earlier today:

Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen, and thank you for coming. I am here to announce that I am stepping down from my position with British Intelligence and handing in my License To Kill, effective immediately. The fact is, I willingly engaged in conduct unbefitting an individual in my profession, as I have engaged in inappropriate sexual contact with approximately 790 different individuals during my tenure with this organization, in a variety of locations around the world including numerous boats, moving vehicles, and areas just outside volcanic villain lairs, often times massively endangering myself, my sexual partner, and my mission in the process.

First off, I’d like to apologize to everyone I’ve hurt: To the British government and its citizens, to M, to Miss Moneypenny, and most of all, to my loving wife of more than 30 years, Susan Wertz-Bond. Suzie, you’ll always be my rock, and I thank you for all of your unwavering support during this trying time.

Now, a lot of you didn’t know I was married, and there’s a reason for that: I’m an international superagent who constantly puts myself and those around me in mortal danger. Do you really expect me to go around wearing a wedding band and mentioning my wife willy-nilly when I’m banging villain-mistresses by the half-dozen inside laser-guarded kill-chambers? Sure, if I didn’t love my wife and wanted someone to come kidnap her, I could say “sorry I’m married” and refrain from constant sex with mysterious and often incredibly dangerous strangers, but I’ve never been one to take the easy way out. And yes, this also applies to when I’m off duty and frequent local pubs, and when I banged that Chili’s hostess six weeks ago, and when I slept with my wife’s sister Denise while she was visiting her grandmother in the hospital: The fact is, you just never know who’s secretly an evil double-agent, so it’s best to just never mention your wife in front of anyone, ever. I stand by that. [Keep Reading]

10 Last Minute Scandals That Could Derail The Election
The internet goes wild over the newly discovered confessional vlog of Felix, the gay sixth Romney boy.
In a jokey moment gone awry at an Ohio diner, Joe Biden shoves a veteran out of his wheelchair.
It is revealed that Barack and Michelle Obama have been divorced for 15 years, and that their two daughters are just child actors.
A failed attempt at bringing some levity to election day, Mitt Romney inexplicably votes in blackface.
[Keep Reading]

10 Last Minute Scandals That Could Derail The Election

  1. The internet goes wild over the newly discovered confessional vlog of Felix, the gay sixth Romney boy.
  2. In a jokey moment gone awry at an Ohio diner, Joe Biden shoves a veteran out of his wheelchair.
  3. It is revealed that Barack and Michelle Obama have been divorced for 15 years, and that their two daughters are just child actors.
  4. A failed attempt at bringing some levity to election day, Mitt Romney inexplicably votes in blackface.

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15 Prince Harry Headlines [Click to continue reading]
If you hadn’t already heard, Prince Harry was recently photographed buck naked in Vegas during a game of strip billiards. We here at CH assembled some headlines that didn’t quite make the (uncircumcised) cut.

15 Prince Harry Headlines [Click to continue reading]

If you hadn’t already heard, Prince Harry was recently photographed buck naked in Vegas during a game of strip billiards. We here at CH assembled some headlines that didn’t quite make the (uncircumcised) cut.

BREAKING NEWS: NEW Scarlett Johansson NUDE Voicemails!!
The is definitely the sexiest thing you’ve never seen.

BREAKING NEWS: NEW Scarlett Johansson NUDE Voicemails!!

The is definitely the sexiest thing you’ve never seen.

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Sex Scandal Resignations Through History

They swear it won’t happen again.

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Sex Scandal Resignations Through History
They swear it won’t happen again.
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Sex Scandal Resignations Through History

They swear it won’t happen again.

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Four Perfectly Logical Explanations for the Anthony Weiner Pictures
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Four Perfectly Logical Explanations for the Anthony Weiner Pictures

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