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Band Member Absolutely Crushes it on the Sax
Like an elephant rearing its trunk in heat.

Band Member Absolutely Crushes it on the Sax

Like an elephant rearing its trunk in heat.

My ex-boyfriend played the saxophone, which he always abbreviated as “sax”. So we’d often be texting in the morning when he’d say he had to go to his “sax lesson” which autocorrect always, without fail, changed to “sex lesson”. I always wished him good luck and told him I appreciated the effort he was putting into the relationship.